Innocent quote from a student today
"I'm sure someone has a voodoo doll of me, I keep feeling pricks."

BOth me and the other lecturer lolled far too much
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 17:12, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

tracey told me today that when her little girl did sex education at school
they told her where her clitoris was, and that if she rubbed it it would go hard and feel nice. she's 6 years old

what sort of shit is that to tell a fucking 6 year old??! everybody knows there's no such thing
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 17:14, Reply)

Seriously?
Is this a joke?

They told her that? Aged 6???
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 17:23, Reply)

No.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 17:29, Reply)

THAT'S OK THEN.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 17:31, Reply)

hiya
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 17:31, Reply)

lower


Ooh this is like 'Play Your Cards Right'!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 17:33, Reply)

nothing for a pair in this game!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 17:34, Reply)

I haven't had a joint for a fucking fortnight. I can't afford pot any more.
It's a miscarriage of justice. I feel like Derek Bentley.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 17:36, Reply)

It should be a basic human right man.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 17:38, Reply)

I've not felt so awake in about 25 years. It's fucking horrible.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 17:39, Reply)

There is always a way.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 17:40, Reply)

You are Bruce Lee AICM death from being 'too fit'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 17:41, Reply)

I've not had ketamine since Easter Sunday if that makes you feel any better.
Never have I felt less at one with the horses. It's killing me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 17:41, Reply)

It has practically vanished from the wholesale market, I am told.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 17:46, Reply)

It can't be got anywhere.
Even Ket Wog is out.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 17:56, Reply)

You are correct.
People keep being knocked with shit like meow meow and returning it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 18:00, Reply)

i love horses
they're my friends
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 18:20, Reply)

no as in no it's not a joke?
because this is what tracey told me and her daughter is at a very posh school and they showed the parents the video too and her daughter told her grandparents all about her clitoris
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 18:41, Reply)