Whilst not always American and/or shit most things are made up.
This particular made up thing usually results in me getting a bottle of single malt so I heartily approve of it.

Alt: Craig Charles is a great actor, all round funny guy and I also hear he can turn his hand to that DJing malarkey! What a guy!

Altalt: Cilla being 'here', apparently.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 10:38, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

if indeed it WAS a bottle of single malt
hahaha
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 10:39, Reply)

5am barry rape couch

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 10:41, Reply)

this meme is the best thing on b3ta like ever

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 10:42, Reply)

hahaha, if indeed you are the real nazis are great darth is gay bill clay cunt rofl

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 10:43, Reply)

it just keeps on giving

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 10:45, Reply)

like darth's bumhole!
amirite?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 10:46, Reply)

He's got my second favourite bumhole on the internet

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 10:51, Reply)

there can be only one
MONO!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 10:52, Reply)

I'd like to go on holiday in Mono's bumhole
it'd be ace
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 10:53, Reply)

i reckon it would be quite humid

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Quick everyone!
"Bill Clay" is here, start a new thread
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I hear he is also partial to "dog worrying".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 10:40, Reply)