alt: andrew
then i could delete his account and kill hisself.

fucking fucking fucking cunt car alarm went off underneath my window ALL NIGHT last night. i think i slept about 20 mins in total. i am like a zombie today. a zombie with tinnitus.

when i came out, about 5 people had stuck angry notes on the windscreen. i hope the owner dies in a fire. together with his porsche cayenne, which is totally UNNECESSARY in kensington.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:41, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

you 'came out'?
Swipe is a lezzer LOL
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:45, Reply)

oh, you like that image, don't you?
you disgusting dirty bastard
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Actually, I find girl on girl porn really boring.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:49, Reply)

Not enough cock in it for you, eh?

( Kroney, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Kind of.
But not in a bent way. MFF is fine, but girl on girl is just a bit meh.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:00, Reply)

I feel much closer to you after that clarification.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:09, Reply)

Turns out he can't get bongle
without a nob on screen, Stunned. Seems like there should be a joke in there somewhere, but I can't quite get a grip on it.
( Kroney, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:19, Reply)

It's because we are a massive bender.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:24, Reply)

You should have (of) keyed the fucker!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 12:59, Reply)

Never mind a note, I'd have left a nice Richard on his windscreen.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Madeley?
He seems quite nice.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:12, Reply)