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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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alrightAbout 3 or 4 weeks ago I was suffering from an appalling dose of guffaritis. The tiniest of proots would produce a long, lingering stench that even I, the issuer could not bear. Around mid morning the wind was getting up, so to speak, so I decided it would be fun to share this freak fartage and made my way to the local supermarket, clenching all the way.
The first guff was emitted in the fruit & veg asile and as soon as it got air I scuttled off to the cheese asile to drop the second, being very careful to quack without sharting or making any noise and by the time the gas tank was empty I had created quite a stir. Someone actually complained to the check out girl about the disgusting smell not realising she was stood next to the culprit, so I did what any decent chap would do by pointing to a fat woman and saying, "It was her". I paid for my shopping and left.
Should you like to join me in this hobby, simply drink a few pints of lager in the evening followed by a pint of grapefruit juice before you go to bed. God only knows what your guts are doing during the night but the results the next day are fucking staggering.
What kind of bellend says farting is not funny?
Pricks.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:03, 30 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
guffaritisproots
so to speak
fartage
guff
quack without sharting
decent chap
Do you realise how much of a fucking wanker you sound when you type bollocks like this? have you tried talking like a normal person?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Yo K Swizz, how's things across the pond?Are you getting excited about your upcoming election?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:46,
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i got a phone call asking me to do a survey about my political views and i would win a trip to the Bahamas or some shitCan't remember how it started but it was obviously from the Republicans, I hung up
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:55,
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Do they find out you're a democrat and make you leave the country?(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:59, Reply)
Shit dude how's Blue Haze going?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:36,
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good thanksI'm doing another project with a few old rockers with another band as well so busy. I think there's a few pics in my profile, I've not checked lately, half of them dissapeared for some reason.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:52,
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I'll deffo keep tabs on that Captn(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:56,
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Yeah damn right.The place where most of the cunts here won't go to in case someone says something nasty to them.
pricks
(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:57, Reply)
If I was gingerI'd close the fucking lot except /board and links/popular. It's the only places that makes me lol really.
wankers
(, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:06, Reply)
board's shit, i do like some of the links popular page stuff but most of it is kitten videos and gaming wankQOTW, board and talk definitely need closing
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