I'm pretty olivey.
When I return from holiday I'll have the exact same complexion as a South American crime lord.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:48, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

You mean you taste of salty snot?

( Kroney, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:54, Reply)

I love olives.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:55, Reply)

Olives are amazing. I might go and buy a load now actually.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:55, Reply)

did you read that Burial interview?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:57, Reply)

Can you link a brother up please good sir?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:12, Reply)

I linked you up in last night's thread.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:12, Reply)

I went to bed.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:13, Reply)

you bender.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:14, Reply)

i used to hate them
but now I love them so very much. Like honey, that's my new favourite thing. I've not tried honey and olives yet, but only because tesco haven't told me to eat that yet
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:58, Reply)

honey is fantastic with parmesan shavings

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:00, Reply)

Olives are filth.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:02, Reply)

what about French olives?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:03, Reply)

Filthy and probably unwashed

( Kroney, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:07, Reply)

and waving a white flag.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:09, Reply)

I am filth

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:04, Reply)

+y, like a fucking hobo.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:06, Reply)

Olive
Is that you?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:10, Reply)

Hang on
Somebody who keeps shit in his freezer calls olives "filth."

Something wrong there, methinks.

Olives are great, unless you're referring to "On The Buses", when the term "beef olives" can cause great offence to devotees.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:09, Reply)

phudders ya bass, beef olives are a scottish thing.
Skirlie is unknown down here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:10, Reply)

Are
they?

I must travel more.

Skirlie rules, min.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:12, Reply)

I really miss it, and butteries.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:13, Reply)

I'll
easily send you some butteries, if you like.

Aitkens rolls rule, ya bass. Mealies an' a' if you wish.

Apologies to readers of different nationalities. No doubt, normal racism will resume shortly. (Not you, battered, you cunt.)
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:18, Reply)

ya skaldie wee bam

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:19, Reply)

Gaz
me if you want some.

It's nae bother.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:47, Reply)

haha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:10, Reply)

Olives, sundried tomatoes and chorizo.
I could happy only eat all that for the rest of my life.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:13, Reply)