Would somebody please fetch me all the details of your boring life please?
Oh, that's right, they're already here.

What's up b3th? Why the need for chocolate?
( Bazongaloid, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:26, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

an X chromosome
What's up with you, baldy? Enjoy shitting in a field last weekend?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:28, Reply)

Not so much. Got very cold and wet which let to me missing two days of work this week feeling ill.
On the plus side I got to hang out with Clenders and BGB and sleep in my van, which always feels like a little adventure.
( Bazongaloid, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:30, Reply)

Excellent.
As you were.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:36, Reply)

I did have a shit whilst resting my well proportioned buttocks against the back of my van.
It was one of the most pleasant bowel movements I had all weekend as I could feel a gentle breeze wafting while I stared out over some green fields and a herd of Monkjack deer.
( Bazongaloid, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:42, Reply)

You're all class, Al.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:43, Reply)

Muntjack.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:46, Reply)

Pervert

(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:53, Reply)

Please
show your workings by means of the Brstol Stool Chart.

Actually, please don't.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:57, Reply)