I'm sure I've told the story of the girl who got herself fired by setting up a Facebook group calling her employers shit
at her work computer on work time using FB via a proxy cos all such sites were banned.

Scandal in my workplace today; everyone's well jell cos I'm off to a meeting in London on Thursday to discuss Vodafone's offer for our company. I look forward to coming back and telling them FUCK ALL
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:30, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

will you get any freebies?
i love freebies, i got bbm speechbubble notepads
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Last time I got LUNCH
Yeah that's right! A free lunch! There was fizzy water too, I didn't want the day to end
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:38, Reply)

That's big city life for you right there, Foxo.

( Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:40, Reply)

3 meals a day eh? Who'd have thought it!
next we'll be telling him that e have indoor toilets!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Don't blow the poor bugger's mind
he's still wrapping his head around not having to go down to the village well for water.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Nah this last meeting was in Bracknell
But they did supply nice velvety leaves to go with the hole in the ground.

Am thinking maybe in London they might have something so sophisticated as a bucket.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Bracknell *is* the hole in the ground

( Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:44, Reply)

No way man, they've got adry ski slope
that's 21st centuary shit right there
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:46, Reply)

Can't be
Norwich has got one
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:48, Reply)

What, no beers?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Yeah, they're looking at developing a new way of getting it out of the cask actually
They call it a "pump"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:52, Reply)

I mean on Thursday night, sarky.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Nah I won't be in town long mate
Meeting finishes between 3 and 4 and I need to be on a train back by 5. If you're free in that window then by all means :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:01, Reply)

Shame. I am at the Dr at 15.10 but would have come back in to town.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:04, Reply)

Apologies
Next time maybe?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Fucking show offs.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:48, Reply)

+ a Kindle, some cheques and DVDs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:42, Reply)

Holy crap I just worked out you supply our company.
Totally going to gaz you rather than ring up the helpline from now on.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Do you still work for the NHS?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:52, Reply)

nah, Staples.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:52, Reply)

"work"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Yeah, you're migrating all out telephony hubs.
and our call master don't work!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 12:54, Reply)

Interesting, I thought we just had the Blood Transfusion area
That's the only bit that comes through our department anyway. I'll have a word on Thursday, the CEO will be there, I'll just take a load of paper clips and make a noose out of them, he'll get the message
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:01, Reply)

Good good, I'll be expecting emails on Thursday.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Or just throw some fecal matter at him. Norwich style.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:03, Reply)

How would proposing help anything?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Could be a promotion in it for him?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:07, Reply)

No point in sleeping your way to the middle

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:11, Reply)