For starters unless you are one of those colonials
The Second anniversary is Paper... so books etc.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:08, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Oh and currywise
I do like a Mutton Madras
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:09, Reply)

i thought paper was the first anniversary?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:17, Reply)

In the UK cotton is first then paper second
In the US its reversed.

I'm waiting until the oral sex anniversary before I bother celebrating
( Peej, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:27, Reply)

If you are one of those pseudo Germans
that live across the Atlantic then you are correct...Otherwise the last time someone was as wrong as you they were standing at Heston Airport in 1938
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:30, Reply)

I have in my hand a piece of cotton...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:32, Reply)