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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
His version of a second date is to talk to the same woman in the corner shop for a second time.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:30,
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latest was 13 years ago)
Ooh. Burn.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:34,
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Alright?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:36,
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Yeah, looking forward to the weekend
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:16,
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Whats wrong with women in corner shops?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:43,
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Out of interest what's the longest proper sexual relationship you've ever had with a woman Gonz?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:48,
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I'm not sure, I get dates confusing, 5 days here, 5 days there, it doesn't really matter to me but to others they make a big deal over something society forgot about decades ago.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:51,
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So never one lasting even a week?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:53,
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There was one that lasted a couple of weeks, if that helps.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:00,
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How many relationships are we talking about in total?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:02,
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Hmmm, I've never counted.
There was Sarah, I think she was the first, but she moved to a different school at year 5 so I didn't see her agian.
Then there was a Marie, she was cute, she was in my Study Support class, we sat on the bods table on that one. I bought her some chocolates and a teddybear.
Next up is Bekka, meet her in Fairaki on holiday.
The next handful are a bit hazy, so I can't really put a number on it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:11,
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This line of questioning could turn the internet virgin vote against you, Bats
Individually they may be squeaky annoyances, but a pack of enraged nerds could demagnetise your router or something.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:13,
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If I was worried about Internet virgins I wouldn't participate here at all.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:40,
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