I'm gonna go and get faced with some folk from here.
Can you get yourself to that London?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:41, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sounds like fun, but I won't make that
Too short notice for someone with such an active life as me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:46, Reply)

But you've ample notice for the September shindig so there can be no excuse now.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:47, Reply)

I'm definitely coming in September.
You'll get your opportunity to laugh at me getting drunk and falling asleep.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:50, Reply)

I'm going to force feed you a pork pie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:53, Reply)

I'm going to force feed you some quorn.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:55, Reply)

I'll be sick on your slippers.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:57, Reply)

I'm well looking forward to Saturday.
I've already forgotten where we're supposed to be meeting mind. It better be over east way.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:48, Reply)

I've got no idea where we are meeting.
I theory I want to get to Stunned Poster's gaff and drop a bag off, but previous would suggest I'll end up meeting him in a pub somewhere and that plan going wrong.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:54, Reply)

It'll be east. I'd suggest the rising star of Bethnel Green, I like it in there.
I'm not sure if I've met Stunned.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:55, Reply)

You'd remember if you had.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:56, Reply)

I'd like to meet Stunned
I imagine him to be hilarious.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:58, Reply)

He is.
He's quite a unit as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:59, Reply)

So I understand.
Roll on September...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:01, Reply)

So your other half is comfortable with you meeting a load of spastics for booze then.
How on earth did you sell her the idea?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:03, Reply)

She is deeply uncomfortable with the idea
And is convinced that you are going to murder me.
However she is more concerned about being left alone with the kids.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:07, Reply)

Get a sitter for the night and bring her along.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:08, Reply)

Fuck that.
I want to enjoy myself.
Plus she needs to be available to feed the baby.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:14, Reply)

She'll make you phone her every twenty minutes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:15, Reply)