I've heard it's pure filth.
And also extremely shit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:03, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

That's an abridged version of what I just said.
Mind you I hope she wants to act some of it out. Like the bit where she makes him a sandwich.
( Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:10, Reply)

A mayonnaise one, I hope?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:16, Reply)

With butter

( Peej, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:18, Reply)

She should substitute it for marmite, or something like chilli jam.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:19, Reply)

It's not very likely.
Francesca Johnson, Mr Cook’s girlfriend, explained: “Sexual subjugation is hugely arousing when practised with a devastatingly handsome multi-millionaire who buys you iPads and Audis, less so with someone who picks his toenails during CSI: Miami.”
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:39, Reply)