I was just looking for a personal launch.
I need one to commute from my secret Caribbean island lair. That looks nice and nippy, probably fairly tough, too. Is it armoured? It only needs to resist small arms fire.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:46, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

It's made of wood so I doubt it.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Bent
Back to the hunt, I guess.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:54, Reply)

What you wnat is an aquariva

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:55, Reply)

What you want is gassing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Good to see you've cheered up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Nothing on earth will cheer me up today.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Naked Ape has decided to kill himself.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:05, Reply)

:(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:09, Reply)

They're also kind of a bit made of wood
but they are fucking gorgeous. And terminally expensive. Half a million euro for a decent one.

Still, let's give Greece, Spain and Italy a couple of years and half a million euro will be worth about 47p
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:58, Reply)

You'd be too swarve to be shot though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Too what now?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:04, Reply)

I think it's the word for being covered in Swarfega.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:07, Reply)

swarve like James bond
when he's hanging out the back of your mum drinking a martini and shooting at peasants
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Suave.

( Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:10, Reply)

i couldn't get close enough to the real spelling to get the computer to check :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:12, Reply)

If you have to rely on spell checker
you've already lost.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:16, Reply)