No lols for me this morning
couple of bottles of wine and yet another night where I didn't get to bed until after 1 and then have to drag myself into work.

I might have to go and look at some pictures of cats with amusing text on, or tales of crazy customers from the retail sector. Nothing funnier than that, I think we can all agree.

Alt: Interpretive Dance.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:23, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Gosh yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:24, Reply)

I've started a scheme called the K9 scheme
its for people that earn less than 100k.

Basically you send me all your cash and I loan it back to you at 1% interest and you don't pay tax. Interested? I promise I'll loan it back and not just spunk it all over a hot birds tits.
( Peej, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:26, Reply)

you sly dog
Isn't Carr getting his loan from a company he owns 100% of?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Yes
I can't work out how that works. I know a guy who runs a ltd company comprising of himself, he earns well over £100k but pays himself less than £20k His fancy car and house etc all seem to come out of the business. He has a lovely home and fancy car and tonnes of disposable cash to spunk up the wall but pays less tax than I do.
( Peej, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Business men give money to political parties
Political parties give tax breaks to businesses.

It's fairly straightforward.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Aids is funnier

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:27, Reply)