much better than i thought
lots of countries are fatter than me. BUT having been trying and failing to find a dress that fits around the top and the bottom, i am coming to the depressing conclusion that it's all tits and they have got to go. if i were flat-chested, i'd be way up that scale.

do they really cut your nipples off, though? urrrrgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:40, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Try these, they might have something.
www.danco.co.uk/
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:43, Reply)

and i thought we were friends :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Of course they do, how on earth else would they do it? Unless you want your nips on the underneath?
Also, there a plenty of places that'll give you dresses that fit round the top and bottom, woman. You're just trying to buy dresses from designers that only cater for the small boy look.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:43, Reply)

best of all the looks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:45, Reply)

i don't understand why they can't just suck some bits out
like lipo?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:47, Reply)

You could always invest in a corset.
I hear they don't use whalebone anymore, so no ethical concerns there, if you care about such things.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Did you know that people used make perfumes out of a substance called Ambergris
which is vomited up by sperm whales? It's terribly expensive
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Precious... hamburgers?
Yup, sure did. The one and only time I actually learned something from an episode of Futurama.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:59, Reply)

You really want to know?
you'll end up with too much skin, so some will have to be removed. I'm assuming you don't want massive scars on the top of your tits, so they'll only cut skin away at the bottom so the scar is hidden underneath. If you take the skin at the bottom away, your nips will move downwards, so unless you want nips actaully underneath they will have to be moved.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:58, Reply)

I say add some extra nipples while you're there

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:00, Reply)

why the hell not?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:01, Reply)

I once knew a girl with a third nipple.
She loved displaying it as disappointingly, it looked like a mole.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:01, Reply)

if you twisted it would she "self sauce"?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:02, Reply)

No idea.
She did decide to have it pierced though.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:04, Reply)

this is fucking rank
maybe i'll just go to rigby and peller and get some suck it all in underwear....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:05, Reply)

go on....

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:07, Reply)

.... but if you're going to spend £200 on a bra, you don't want it to be fugly

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:07, Reply)

A new shop has opened in Kingston called Gilly Hicks
It's related to A&F but is only womens underware and swimware, nice stuff, well priced.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:09, Reply)

yes, we act for the whole chain, they have 3 different brands here now
they are fab clients, really nice, and a great business model
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Do they have a decent underwear model too?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:18, Reply)

See above, where I suggested a corset.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:12, Reply)

it doesn't take height into account
you could be one seriously short fat bastard
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:45, Reply)

i wish this hadn't made me laugh
i feel dirty when i laugh at your comments, like i just raped a kitten with a hoover or something
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Dirty in a good or bad way?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:51, Reply)

i'd rather not know the answer to this question

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:52, Reply)

well, how would you feel if you raped a kitten with a hoover?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Photogenic?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:07, Reply)

poor quentin

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Stop picking on Battered

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:47, Reply)