Ugh, people are such retards.
In a determined attempt to not fall asleep at my desk, I went to make some coffee. Bunch of lads stood around the sink. I went to wash my mug. They moved to stand around the tea towels. I went to dry my mug. They moved to stand around the kettle.

For FUCK'S sake, where do you think I'm going next you brainless morons?
( Kroney, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:14, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Reading?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:15, Reply)

That's both ears.

( Kroney, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:15, Reply)

The coffee jar.
Please let it be the coffee jar.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:15, Reply)

The spoon drawer.
When I went there, THAT'S when they went to stand in front of the coffee jar.

I swear to God, my life is like The Truman Show. Only in The Kroney Show the aim is apparently to wind me up so much that I have an apoplectic seizure.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:29, Reply)

I get that a lot on the train.
Crowd of people stood in front of the door to the cabin vestibule, and shift to stand in front of the doors to get off the train. Then they have the temerity to look annoyed when you ask them to shift again.

Idiots.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:17, Reply)

It's almost as though the general public
have no fucking clue how to think for themselves. This is why zombies could take over, most people are way too fucking thick to run.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:31, Reply)

You can see it best when crossing the road.
They always wait for someone else to make the first move. It's like wildebeest crossing the Zambezi.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:34, Reply)

I think you are being bullied at work Kroney
They know that IT nerds are far too socially awkward to deal with interacting with other members of staff, so they are deliberately forcing you to acknowledge their existence for shits and giggles.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 12:57, Reply)

I'm not exactly backwards in coming forwards, Tangles.
Though I do prefer an extended glare to actually verbalising my displeasure. Seems to do the trick.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:02, Reply)

I'm sure that is how it seems in your head
But I imagine the reality is more along the lines of:
*avoids eye-contact*
*avoids eye-contact*
*avoids eye-contact*
*quickly glances up at one of the perpetrators*
*blushes*
*leaves room quickly to barely disguised sniggers from work bullies*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:07, Reply)