Every morning my housemate makes all the noise in the world when going to work.
I hate waking up early.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:50, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

All the noise in the world?
Including, say, the noise of an Indonesian fishing boat as it's pulled onto the shore? And the noise a Polish woman makes as she reaches a pot down from a high shelf?

etc

I put it to you that you are mistaken and/or lying.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:51, Reply)

a pot down from a high shelf the point of shattering orgasm
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:54, Reply)

And the noise of Battered's stilts click clacking across the floor of the vets, whilst holding what appears on first glance to be an ocelot.
Upon further inspection I can confirm it is a small domestic kitten.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:56, Reply)

You are singlehandedly keeping /ot funny this morning

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:58, Reply)

The other hand is busy.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:01, Reply)

dirty boy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:06, Reply)

busy Beadles
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:10, Reply)

*watches out*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:10, Reply)

i read this in the tune of that song by that band with the shit name

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:18, Reply)

sugar ray, that's the one

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:20, Reply)