Superman could NEVER fly, I mean it's SO UNREALISTIC , I hate it!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:38, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

man +gran
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:39, Reply)

course he could, he was an alien who abided by the rules applied to him within his own fixional universe
its not like he could make picnic baskets with his mind or anything
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:39, Reply)

That would be patently ridiculous.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:43, Reply)

and when he wasn't make-gingham, he'd be off saving the world

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:45, Reply)

What rule made him the only person to which the gravitational pull
of a solar body (to whit; the Earth) would be ineffective?
( Kroney, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:49, Reply)

his extremely dense molecular structure, apparently

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Density would make him more susceptible to gravity
not less. I think.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:55, Reply)

you're thinking too literally
in superman's universe there are rules that allow his kind to fly, in attack the block a completely shit and easily defeatable and stupid alien seems to have evolved purely to be killed by children
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Yet they still have the capability of interstellar flight.
Which no kids from Lewisham have, as far as I know.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 12:00, Reply)

they were fuckwits
there were a few moments in the film where i thought to myself, why doesn't the alien jsut attack now, or do this now, they'd leap about like gorillas and then suddenly struggle down some stairs

and why didn't that bin one just open the lid?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 12:09, Reply)

And the BFG was a lying cunt and all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 11:53, Reply)