my friend and i went on a rave boat with the ex on fri. we had two choices.
queue for an hour for the ladies, or crash the gents.

i found a nice dude to chaperone me so i could walk in with my hand over my eyes. all good. my friend was not so lucky.

"excuse me," the massive bloke shouted in her ear. "do you HAVE a fucking penis?"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:58, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

And did she?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 14:59, Reply)

She should have shouted back, 'well it looks like you don't either'.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:00, Reply)

If a couple of blokes were chaperoned in to the ladies
they would find their heads being used to open the front doors and their face would meet pavement pretty quickly.
( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:00, Reply)

I'm used to gay clubs. In them you use whichever loo you want.
There's usually a few blokes in the wimmins, gossiping.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:01, Reply)

I was talking about real men
Not some feather duster wielding, friend of Dorothy, with no right to live on gods green earth.
( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:04, Reply)

Says the guy who rarely gets laid and then henpecked by his Mrs.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:12, Reply)

*flops wrist* GUILTY!

( Peej, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 15:35, Reply)