it must be more difficult for fat birds to shave up their arse cracks
damn this looks obsessed modern day culture
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:42, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Hahahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:43, Reply)

i can't believe dane bowers fucked that fat bird from steps
i'm not sure who comes out of that looking wurst
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:44, Reply)

There's no situation that Dane Bowers doesn't come out of looking bad, if that helps.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:46, Reply)

I'm pretty sure it's Claire who comes off worst.
Dane fucked Jordan ffs.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:46, Reply)

^ it's a tie
this is my dilemma
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:47, Reply)

is this popbitch or something?
I keep having to google these people and it turns out I don't care
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:48, Reply)

I read shit magazines for my sins.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:49, Reply)

fuck's sake woman, there are much more fun sins than that.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:50, Reply)

listen, it might not count in made up middle earth, but out here in the real world dane bowers and that fat bird from steps count

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:49, Reply)

Word!

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:50, Reply)

i still don't know anyone from towie's names
there's one fat one though who's not as fat as that bird from steps, and there's another one who thinks she's a model but there's something wrong with her face, and I can't quite put my finger on it
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:52, Reply)

Mark, Lauren, Arg, another Lauren.
That's about it.


Edit, And nanna Pat.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:55, Reply)

they can't hold the razor with their wings

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:44, Reply)

i'll go with fat birds having hairy arses unless they go down the salon
it's the safest assumption to make
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:45, Reply)

shave?
I'm pretty sure I can't think of a more unattractive look than arse-stubble.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:45, Reply)

shitty clagnuts

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:46, Reply)

granted, I suppose.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:47, Reply)

Hahahaha!!
Proper lolling!!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 19:34, Reply)

better to grow it out and wear it in pig tails

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:47, Reply)

Nothing like an arse-plait.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 18:48, Reply)

Na
Go to the salon and get extensions.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 19:19, Reply)