Don't
let Reg Varney hear you saying that.

Mind you, you might be safe. Is he dead, or not ?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:07, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Long since gone, I think.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)

Is
he?
What about whatsisname? I bet he's gone an' all.

It's fuckin' tragic, I tell ya.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)

Anna Karena used to turn up on Bellenders every now and again.
But Reg Varney, the one that wasn't Reg Varney who was in four episodes of Doctor Who in 1982, and the guy who played Blakey have long since caught the night bus home.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)

Are they?
My evening's ruined.

Don't dare tell me dear Norman Wisdom's gone?

Please tell me Jim Davidson, Gary Barlow, that hoor that used to be on Count Downs and the miniature magician have also departed.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)

My work is done.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:26, Reply)

Was it Micheal Bentine?
Vague memory about potty time, I could be wrong though.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:30, Reply)

Are Your Legs Wet?
Then you've forgotten potty time and should seek attention for your early onset dementia.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:40, Reply)

Is that you son?
Shhhhhh don't mention Ken Dodds diddy time
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:42, Reply)

Wait
diddy time you say?

FFS, battered'll be furious, plumdozer will start saying he's above all that and then we'll be in meltdown.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:47, Reply)

Tickling sticks at the ready.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:19, Reply)