Yeh they were trying to get my mother to pay your quite frankly impressible bar tab.
I actually found a picture of the lass in question HERE I'd forgotten that she tried to pull you off in front of her own mother and brother, classy bird.
( Peej, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:23, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

haha, I actually clicked on that as well
well played sir. Textbook.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Oh, the huge manatee?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:26, Reply)

it was a solid effort on my part
considering the cheap prices at the venue (compared to laaahndun) i should also mention that because i didn't confirm till the last minute and didn't therefore have a dinner, i drank steadily, on my own until you'd finished making speeches, eating, toasting, etc and were ready to dance, by whcih time i was absolutely fucking banjoed.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:34, Reply)

You think I wasn't?
I drank champers and 18year old scotch for breakfast and then went to the pub. Had a few rum and cokes and then went to the church. then drank a bottle of fizz on the horse and carriage and shared one in the rolls royce. It a damn good thing I didn't need to do a speech.
( Peej, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:36, Reply)

you did look slightly glazed
in all the photos.
i still have guilt for calling down providence by going 'someone's gonna trip over the bride's train in a minute! hope it's not phil...

boom
gimpwalking on the honeymoon
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:52, Reply)