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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Wedding failures
At my friend Dave's wedding, a girl attempted to hook up with me by getting Dave to let me know she was interested. Unfortunately for all concerned I was being faithful to the ex at the time.

At my best friend Ian's wedding I fell for another guest, who was married.

At my friend Lee's wedding I got mauled by an ugly girl in front of my ex, who found it funny and refused to help. I also made friends with the world's most stereotypical stripper who "was just doing this to pay her way through college" on his stag.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:25, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
I know two strippers an they are both lovely

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:26, Reply)
This girl was really clever and pretty good company, we kind of adopted her.
But she got in trouble for talking to me rather than dancing for me and thereby relieving me of my money.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Did she smell of stripper perfume?

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Not so far as I noticed, no.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Is that gin?

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:44, Reply)
i dunno, but they all smell the same

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:46, Reply)
You're thinking of chlorophorm.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:49, Reply)

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