I got absolutely shitfaced at my brothers wedding
The next day, my parents complained that I was so drunk I was wearing my jacket as trousers (not my suit jacket, another one). It took me a while to work that one out, I eventually realised that as I was in a rented suit, it needed returning, and when I'd actually changed into it, I'd left my trousers at my brothers house. Therefore, the jacket-as-trousers was simply genius.

Alt: Went to my first humanist one last year, got absolutely shitfaced afterwards.
AltAlt: My 22nd was pretty good, went out, had drinks bought for me all night, ended the night with a shag (christ knows how).
AltAltAlt: Not great, tbh.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:51, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

what's up AA?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:52, Reply)

Not much Q, just a bit of a dull afternoon
Ah well, tis payday, that's a good thing!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:53, Reply)

no problems with payment going through then?
that's good, we're a bit worried here cos we bank with natwest, and if the staff don't get paid there'll be a big uh-oh
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Halifax for me, Lloyds for the company (I think)
Just applied for a Smile account though, can't wait to be shot of Halifax.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:57, Reply)

I'm with NW and got paid alright last night

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:02, Reply)

cool, i wouldn't want to be around if malc didn't get his £200 a month
but Tricky would be funny, getting married next week in poland, no passport, no money to fast track the passport, everything's going wrong for him

i want to see him cry
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:05, Reply)

You really pay the bigs bucks don't you
Is he marrying a POle?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:07, Reply)

not for malc, no
but that's his own fault.

Yep, tricky's marrying a girl called Ula, she seems almost pretty-ish but doesn't talk much
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:10, Reply)

so you payhim £200 a month...does he at least work like 2 days a month?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:11, Reply)

nope, he's here 8am to 8pm most days
plus some weekends and stuff too, we only cover his expenses really
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:12, Reply)