Alright, Battered?
I have a cologne that I try to use sparingly as I believe it's the best smell on the planet. I wore it today and instantly became 50% sexier. Fact.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:06, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Very well thanks.
50% of fuck all is still fuck all btw.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:09, Reply)

:(
that hurts
( Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:11, Reply)

Watch everyone come rushing to my defence.














...
( Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:13, Reply)

You probably shouldn't of posted that.
Captain Hindsight away!
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:16, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIIuR-HjFho&feature=related
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:16, Reply)

I'm going to go and watch Bridget Jones :(

( Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:22, Reply)

aaaaaaaaalllllllllllll byyyyyyyy myyyyseee-eee-eeelllf

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:27, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:27, Reply)

(that was a gamble, I couldn't remember if it actually was from that film)

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:30, Reply)

apparantly you don't look like a fatter, shorter, hairier version of Eastenders Heather
i need more intel here
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:32, Reply)

I don't know who you mean
I've not watched eastenders in about 15 years
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:33, Reply)

I aint either, but a working knowledge of characters most people possess
i know my Billy Mitchell from my Mark Fowler whenever I see em out and about
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:36, Reply)

You've got Cavey mixed up with me.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:33, Reply)

it's a cesspit of internet sexiness

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:36, Reply)

Oh great look it's kroney
CQ aint gonna post now his qotw nemesis is here
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:29, Reply)

CQ posted last night, so that flounce didn't last long

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:32, Reply)

yeah it was hit made up flounce, following on from the raging success of his made up banning
i'm expecting a made up suicide in the forthcoming weeks
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:34, Reply)

Apparently he won't post in the day due the 'bully boys'. What a prick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:35, Reply)

evidently the humourus tone of that didn't come across

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:42, Reply)

kroney's posting, can you at least respond to him please
we need some bridges of communication and understanding here
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:44, Reply)

I did. I think I made him cry.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:46, Reply)

quick send him a gaz about his ex wot dumped him

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:46, Reply)

Bullying the internet out into real life, Rory
One housewhale at a time.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:32, Reply)

stop being so negative

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:39, Reply)

Just for you Rory, just for you.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:35, Reply)

\o/
FAVOURITE NUMBER 2 !!!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:37, Reply)

also kroney has posted above you (I'm assuming he's on ignore here)

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:38, Reply)

How can I be, he's posting in my sub thread.
l2p nub
( Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:39, Reply)

soz, yeah, I should pay more attention to this forum really

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:40, Reply)

It's just good, old-fashioned manual ignoring.

( Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:41, Reply)

I'm not ignoring anyone
in either sense
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:43, Reply)

Oh man, I'm not an internet hardman anymore :(
This thread has been a disaster.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:45, Reply)

you'll always be a prick in my eyes kroney

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:45, Reply)

<3

( Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:48, Reply)

xxx

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:51, Reply)

were you ever?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:46, Reply)

fairs fair, he did bully you into deletion

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:48, Reply)

that didn't take much.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:49, Reply)

It was a particularly passive aggressive flounce.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:50, Reply)

Oh yeah, I've been strutting around
with my hand down the front of my trackie bottoms and my cap on sideways and everything.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:48, Reply)

that look woul suit you actually.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:49, Reply)

I'm going to have to wash off that tear I drew under my eye in biro now.
I HOPE YOU'RE SATISFIED
( Kroney, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Very thanks.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:54, Reply)

These trackie bottoms
Polyester with stripes or velour?

I like to sub-classify sub-classes.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:56, Reply)