Oddly. I just this second f5'd.
No. I'm still considering my shopping options.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:03, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

you bender

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)

Arr, a massive one at that.
But clothes are cheap at the moment (assuming you're a short arse and can find things that fit).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:06, Reply)

D'you think I'm Mary Portas or something?
Just see what you want and buy it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)

I'd love it if you were.
You great big shopping lesbian.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Great big shopping has the ear of David Cameron and fucks over planning applications lesbian
If you don't mind.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Bender.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)

Chocolate speedway rider

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Chutney farmer.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Uphill gardener

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Backdoor milkman.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)

In the inimitable style of Muttley McLadd
ARSE BANDEEEEET.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Barrymores Buddy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)

I can't think of any more
I was at school with a lad called Roy Kent - who was from an early age quite clearly that way inclined.

We used to call him Bent Roy Kent his arse is for rent.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:30, Reply)

You are Roy Kent.
AICMFP.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:31, Reply)

I think he chucked himself off Walney Bridge a few years ago.
So I'm not - but growing up gay in a small town can't be easy - Bronski Beat etc..
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:36, Reply)

So you made his life easy then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:38, Reply)

No - I was a cunt to him because that was my peer group.
Don't put a suicide on my hands. I was only following orders.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:40, Reply)

Isn't that what the guards said at auschwitz?
*lights touchpaper, stands well clear*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:43, Reply)

Were you a sweet little chap at school?
Bedtime - I think you know that I'll diffuse your blue touch-paper and step carefully back to avoid injury.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:51, Reply)

You should get the purple shoes
they were awesome.
(berk, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)

I don't think I'd be able to carry of purple shoes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)

Barry could - he can carry off most things.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:11, Reply)

Wayhay!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)

No?
I reckon it's worth a try, they were very snazzy.
(berk, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:15, Reply)

They are a very expensive 'punt'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:20, Reply)

They'll go in the sale eventually.

(berk, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:22, Reply)

I still don't think they'll suit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)

the Paul Smith ones?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Yes, the ones you posted a link to earlier.

(berk, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:16, Reply)

they are ace

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:16, Reply)

They do do them in my size
however that is well over half of my monthly disposable income, so it's pretty much a no from me. This will be my next shoe purchase:

www.schuh.co.uk/womens-black-and-red-schuh-clara-peep-bow-bar-polka-dot/1223527370
(berk, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:20, Reply)

those are cute
But a ripoff of ones by Viv Westwood.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)

Do you have a link?

(berk, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:26, Reply)

These
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B008CGU23Y/ref=asc_df_B008CGU23Y8492001/?tag=googlecouk06-21&creative=22134&creativeASIN=B008CGU23Y&linkCode=asn
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:46, Reply)

Those shoes are very 'you'.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:26, Reply)

Good, aren't they?
I bought a dress to go with them; entirely female logic, buying a dress to go with shoes which you have not yet bought.
(berk, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:29, Reply)

I think I've got about half a dozen shirts I can't wear because I don't have anything suitable
To wear with them. Probably five hundred quids worth of 'casual' shirts that don't go with jeans.

I'm a fucking bellend.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:39, Reply)

Why don't you just wear them?
Who, or what, is the arbiter of what you can and can't wear?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:44, Reply)

I am.
That's the problem.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:45, Reply)

Well that's your problem
I spend money on shirts and give them to Ukranians when the collars are worn.

Easy.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:55, Reply)

I am.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:47, Reply)

Can you not just buy some suitable trousers in addition?

(berk, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:46, Reply)

I can, and I will.
But then I might need to buy more shoes.

I tell ya, it isn't easy being me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:48, Reply)

The horror!
EXTRA shopping. Although the prospect doesn't seem to appall you like it does almost every other man that I know.
(berk, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:52, Reply)

I don't mind shopping
Best to do it alone though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:55, Reply)