A very loud mix of songs in the car to wake me up
Some nice muesli with banana and a cup of good coffee. Right, let the shite commence!

I have three angry customers to placate and an account manager to berate for having her laptop nicked from her car
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:02, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

^ life at the top of the corporate ladder right here ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Not even the 1st rung my friend

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:06, Reply)

insurance should cover it, don't be a dick

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:06, Reply)

She left it in full view in a carpark

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:07, Reply)

yeah you can call her an idiot, but its not like it's caused any real problems for anyone but her

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:09, Reply)

+ the IT department who now have to source a new one, build it, worry about what info was on it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:12, Reply)

but that's their job

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:14, Reply)

To handhold fuckwits who dont know to put expensive things in the boot?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:18, Reply)

nah to build computers and fix IT problems
they were probably just going to spend all day on b3ta anyway
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:21, Reply)

EXACTLY!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:22, Reply)

that's why /talk's dead right now
that bitch has ruined this site
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Fucking cunt she is

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:24, Reply)

fire dat hoe

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:25, Reply)

You get a warning here for losing your laptop or bb

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:25, Reply)

that's a bit out of order, unless it's deliberate
or your laptop contains important information
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:27, Reply)

they contain important infomtion

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:29, Reply)

confidential important information?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:30, Reply)

I would expect all company laptops to have at least some confidential info on them

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Well yes but they should all be encrypted.

( Peej, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:35, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:36, Reply)

They are, but it's still your responsibilty to look after them
if noithing else it would be a PR disaster
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:37, Reply)

you work for MI5?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:40, Reply)

maybe...
I'm typing this from my phone inside a locked bag in my bath
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:51, Reply)

haha
I don't know why they'd make an MI5, MI3 & 4:Ghost Protocol were shit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:52, Reply)

4 was ok, it's all got a bit silly these days
also Tom Cruie must be getting on a bit now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:53, Reply)

exactly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:34, Reply)

We don't insure the laptops here
We have so many that its cheaper to replace the few that get broken or get stolen throughout the year than it is to buy the insurance.
( Peej, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:34, Reply)

insurers are money grabbing cunts

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:42, Reply)