Why thank you.
On a more serious note, get hold of some anti-dehydration stuff (dialyte or similar) from a chemist. Will sort your body out beforehand if you've been shitting rusty arsewater for a while.

Or, fresh orange 50:50 with water with about a teaspoon of salt per pint is more or less isotonic if you're feeling "homeopathic"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:49, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Appreciate it, thank you
I've got a 4-day weekend coming up and quite frankly can afford to feel shite tomorrow
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Surely a 10,000:1 ratio of water to orange would work better?
Then take that solution and dilute that 10,000:1 as well.
Remember, and this is the most important part, to shake it well, thus retaining the "memory" of the restorative powers of the orange within the water.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Oh, completely
but I'd like Darth to actually get some benefit.

on the subject of homeopathy, how come they go to the NHS demanding funding? couldn't they just chuck a quid in a reservoir and then get by on the "memory of money" ?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Obviously the cost of producing something made almost entirely out of water is very high.
Their margins must be quite low.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:12, Reply)

I know, I'm amazed they can afford to keep themselves in healing crystals.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:32, Reply)