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I think perhaps the best move here is simply to pretend that Plumdozer's shit thread doesn't exist.So, morning. I'm v tired today, was up til half two with our visitor. He's going to the British Museum today: it's my favourite place on earth. Where is yours?
Alt: Bruce Springsteen: WHY?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:27,
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agreed favorite place, probably in a nice sunny beer garden with all my mates getting slowly hammered on tasty beer.
Failing that, Cornwall or Dorset.
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Alt: don't ask me - I'm not the boss.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:35,
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Kathmandu. Fascinating place, delightful people, amazing history and terrific food. Alt: because he's America's blue collar working class hero innit.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:35,
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Alt: ah, I see. And there was me thinking he was just a frightful shitcunt.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:36,
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Thailand. Lovely people, mad bustling cities, beautiful countryside and beachesAlt: Good question! I have no fucking idea how he got where he is or why he's so revered by the 'Merkins.
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I played pool with a very tall Thai lady onceShe was a lovely bloke.
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The Pretenders less successful etc. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:57,
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Its because he says U S A in his songsMerkins love that shit.
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Peej, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:41,
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Torture Garden, ballgag in my mouth, DJ spinning some CombiChrist.Alt- why bother? His music is fucking boring.
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Alt: he's the American Status Quo three chords 12 bars each, repeat ad nauseam.
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I wrote that to the tune of Debbie Harry's rap in RaptureAs sampled on The Adventures of Grandmaster Flash on the Wheels of Steel.
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Morning MontersI know what'll cheer you up - I'm going to see COMBICHRIST tonight after a pint with CQ. Favourite place on earth has to be DisneyWorld really doesn't it. Why the British Museum over all the excellent alternatives London has to offer? I bloody love the Natural History Museum myself.
Alt: Because Tom Petty can't do it all by himself. "It" being the production of instantly forgettable MOR drivel.
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Don't be surprised if CQ flounces out of your drinks. He's been a bit flouncy recently. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:44,
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I'm bringing chicksIs that what I've missed around here? Flouncing?
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Only CQ in the most passive aggressive flounce, which only last for a week or two, before he began posting in the evening. He also, SHOCK HORROR, unfriended people on FB.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:48,
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I did that last night!Mainly because I realised that I wasn't actually friends with a lot fo the people I'm "friends" with.
You made the cut. Relax. Breathe.
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I have a policy of culling people whenever the number of people I'm connected to goes over 100. I don't know why I do this. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:54,
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Autism?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:55,
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By internet standards this makes you the most unpopular kid in the schoolyard(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:56, Reply)
He started a thread about flouncingand then, brilliantly, flounced in it.
Cock.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:48,
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That was obviously a postmodern observation on the fleeting nature of friendshipDUH
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What it was, old buddy old pal, was pathetic.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:56,
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I've just realised that you haven't made fun of my evening's activitiesYou feeling OK?
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Fill yer boots.When they 'Fuck That Shit' I hope you raise a glass of angst-ridden energy drink in my honour.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:09,
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Because the BM has the Sutton Hoo stuff, the Rosetta Stone, the Elgin Marblesand about 50 million other amazing artifacts like the Battersea Shield etc.
The NHM just has some bent blue whale.
Please tell CQ he is a Wilf Lunn, Phileas Fogg wanker. Thanks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:48,
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Liddlebiddapolitics ladiesangennlemen(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:14,
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He sticks it to The Manright after he gets home from a charming dinner at the Lloyd Webbers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:33,
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I'm probably not going to do that old boyTell him yourself, if Camden doesn't appal you too greatly
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Fuck that.I've a chap staying for a week, I don't want him to find out that I know some 'Steampunk' Wilf Lunn knobend.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:53,
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Not talking about you, sir.I'm referring to sanctimonious smug-judge Phileas fucking Fogg
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:57,
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Awww you called me "sir" instead of "gaylord" or "twat"I think this takes our relationship to a new level
*unzips*
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The Red Hot Chilli Peppers controversial etc.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:07,
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Mad inventor bloke.Used to be on tv in the 80s. Had a big 'tache.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 8:59,
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A stupid prick with a knobbish moustache.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:02,
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that's his thing though aint it, it's more than an attack on his face pubes, YOU@VE ATTACKED HIS ENTIRE BEING(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:04,
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Hopefully I won't get unfriended.*hopes*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:08,
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Do keep up.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:04,
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+ wish him safe passage on his round the world trip, and that I hope to see himupon his return in a little over 80 days.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:10,
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My new favourite place in Coventry is a bar called BrownsWell known in the city for its strict door policy, it has been making headlines recently for turning away a group of squaddies.
The Boycott Browns facebook group is well LOL: www.facebook.com/home.php#!/groups/334164269991095/
Alt: They wouldn't let him in either.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:00,
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It's not so much a strict door policy..... as a bizzarely random door policy enforced by the thickest most self-important bouncers on the planet. The owner is a cunt, his daughter is a cunt and most of the staff are, you guessed it, cunts.
They want to be 'exclusive' FFS it's a converted public shithouse!
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It may appear bizarrely randomand often unfair, but there has never once been any trouble in there. Which is quite an acheivement in Cov city centre.
All bouncers are self-important - it goes with the job.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:40,
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Cor, I've got work near by so I'm off for a bit of a wander there this very morningDublin museum was great when I went there last, had loads of sacrificial bog people on display. That shits well gnarly
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:02,
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I remember seeing Tollund man when he was on loan to the British Museum, fucking amazing.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:08,
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some of them just look like a fucking shit old viking shoebut it's like the size of a man
I should have a show on the history channel
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:11,
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I'd watch it.'Live from the pillbox'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:16,
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hey guys guess what?louise was off sick yesterday, but i checked her facebook and her last update on tuesday night was 'dowloading skyrim something or other bollocks, goodbye sleep!'
reckon i should bawl her out on it, the lazy fat nerdy cunt?
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I think you should unfriend her IMMEDIATELY.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:14,
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The British Museum is ace, my fave place is my church on Tottenham Court RoadAlt: I like some of his songs, is this another thing that you cool people sneer at? Just fucking let people like what they like yeah.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:11,
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Shan't.He looks and sounds like a monkey straining for a shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:15,
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I think his message is going over your head and you're all embarrassed and shit(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:17,
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He's the voice of blue collar America!!And of a monkey straining for a shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:20,
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You're confusing his songs with something that's not really, really shit.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:31,
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Is it that difficult for you to accept that other people aren't as cool as you?We try, Monters, but you're just fucking out there man, can't be done.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:33,
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I was watching that 'Gold' channel last nightTwo shows made reference to Felicity Kendall's arse. The Young Ones I watched on porpoise but the Men Behaving Badly episode was down to extreme laziness (RE: button pushing)
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:16,
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Obvious and lateAre you struggling Boyceamundo? I still think you're cool, don't worry
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:42,
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hey whoa it was just one guy saying he missed his friendno need to get defensive and declare ALL OUT WAR
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Fair enough, I apologise all over the fucking shop(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:39,
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Your MumActually I think it is York town centre. I love wandering round there
Alt:
Not a clue
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:11,
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Brown centre, more likeAMIRITE?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:16,
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What are you driving at here?I don't understand.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:18,
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They do look alike though,he's not the first person to make that mistake.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:16,
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Yup, and drainage problems and expensive parking.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:19,
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and full of viking relics.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:35,
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Think my favourite place is curled up in bed with the fella, after a few drinks and a night out, just talking to each other. I quite enjoyed the British museum too, it was spectacular.
Who?
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"talking" ?is that what the youth call it these days?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:29,
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Up to the back wheels in your mum.Alt: I don't know, Monty. I just don't know. See also: Shania Twain, dubstep and Wales.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:27,
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She don't impress me muchActually, that isn't true. She is fucking gorgeous but should shut the fuck up instantly
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:29,
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Are you really that confident on your opinion of fucking everything?You are so tiresome with this shit, you deal in absolutes and the dumb fuckers around here seem to think you know what you're talking about. Do the right thing Boyceroo and admit you're a sham, an internet construct and all-round bad egg.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:38,
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Hahaha!You really think we think he's the fucking Oracle.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:43,
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Christ you're gay.Stop crying and put on 'Dancing in the Dark', you massive helmet.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:45,
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take your sunglasses off Baz. They've made you blind.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:35,
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I am glad that it is unlikely you will ever set me up on a blind datebecause your taste in women is terrible.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:38,
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She's also married to Mutt Lange Who inflicted Bryan Adams on an unsuspecting world.
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a veritable clitorisallsorts.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:37,
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but he was also responsible for Def Leppardso, you know, swings and viciously serrated bear traps.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:36,
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quite soquite so.
*puffs pipe*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:37,
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He also produced Back in Black though didn't he?Get out of jail free card right there.
Still used in studio engineering courses as exemplary to this day.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:43,
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several of the things that "don't impress her much"really should, the fucking vapid tart.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:34,
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I'd like to 'impress' an anvil into her fucking stupid face.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:35,
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If I had a pillbox in my back gardenI'd fit a door, glaze the firing slits and have the world's most industrial shed.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:30,
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Big enough for three or four menand big enough to keep the lawnmower in.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:33,
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I am having shed fitted in our back garden in a couple of weeks. Wife doesn't know power is being installed and that I plan to add a tv and a beer fridge. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:34,
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My step dad did that. I'm not convinced he isn't going to use it for a model railway.Which is less sad than his father, who has a miniature steam railway in his back garden. Swipe'd fucking love him.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:37,
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My shed has a fridge, freezer, wine rack, wall mounted flatscreen and a hammockThe wife doesn't know the combination for the lock.
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Peej, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:39,
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She does, she's just happy that you spend a lot of time there so the blokes she's banging can come round without fear of interruption. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:40,
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Hey if she can raise two kids, hold down a full time job, keep the house clean and tidy, do all the laundryAND find the time to fuck a bunch of blokes as well then I'm impressed.
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Peej, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:43,
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Hahaha! My dad has three "sheds".each one has at minimum a radio and chair, and his garage has a tv, radio, fridge, freezer and heater. He loves it!
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My dad has two sheds.I suspect he is secretly Arthur Jackson.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:44,
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I am going to build an outhouse at the front if I get planning permissionIt will be too small to house a car but large enough to house a sofa, work bench, computer desk etc.
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Peej, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:44,
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This subthread has more than a whiff of the waterproof trouser about it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:48,
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POINTLESS STRIKETHROUGH!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:51,
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That was a lot more effort than it was worth.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:51,
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You have the whiff of a piss-soaked old man about you.Oh man, I just turned myself on.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:51,
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depends if you mean a pillbox or a pill box.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:34,
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It's also a name for a concrete bomb shelter.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:34,
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It's a type of hatHope this helps.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:34,
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I DONT EVEN OWN A HAT!!I am something of a twat though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:42,
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It's ok everyone you can relax, I'm here now!I am also tired today, the kids had a bad night. I am keeping myself awake listening to This is Spinal Tap (though headphones, I'm not a cunt like the smashing pumpkins guy) My favourite place on earth, I dunno changes with my mood, Gwithian/Godreavy beach has got to be pretty high up there.
Show your wife who's boss by taking her to a Bruce Springsteen concert,
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Peej, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:37,
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bad night as in not sleepingor bad night as in coming home at 4am covered in vomit and blood with a trio of hookers, "scary Steve" and a half-weight of Afghani hash?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:42,
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if you are their dad, I expect so.Although a couple of high-fives and implementing a "nosh tax" on the most attractive hooker probably wouldn't go amiss.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:51,
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Well the 1 year old did thatBut the 4 year old just had a few nightmares.
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Peej, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:45,
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Question for all alcoholics and purveyors of MASSIVE DRUGSAs I may have mentioned, CombiChrist tonight. 2 hour train journey there plus a pint with CQ beforehand. Not feeling too sharp - suspected food poisoning yesterday, stomachache, accompanying headache now appears to be on the mend. So the question is, do I manfully abstain from all pollutants and stick to water tonight, or do I get utterly smashed as I was previously intending to and bugger the consequences?
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you need a nice hot cup of man the fuck up.Hope this helps, petal ;)
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:43,
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I knew there was something missing from my lifeIt was you, Badger. It's always been you.
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Why thank you.On a more serious note, get hold of some anti-dehydration stuff (dialyte or similar) from a chemist. Will sort your body out beforehand if you've been shitting rusty arsewater for a while.
Or, fresh orange 50:50 with water with about a teaspoon of salt per pint is more or less isotonic if you're feeling "homeopathic"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:49,
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Appreciate it, thank youI've got a 4-day weekend coming up and quite frankly can afford to feel shite tomorrow
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Surely a 10,000:1 ratio of water to orange would work better?Then take that solution and dilute that 10,000:1 as well.
Remember, and this is the most important part, to shake it well, thus retaining the "memory" of the restorative powers of the orange within the water.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:57,
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Oh, completelybut I'd like Darth to actually get some benefit.
on the subject of homeopathy, how come they go to the NHS demanding funding? couldn't they just chuck a quid in a reservoir and then get by on the "memory of money" ?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:03,
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Obviously the cost of producing something made almost entirely out of water is very high.Their margins must be quite low.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:12,
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I know, I'm amazed they can afford to keep themselves in healing crystals.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:32,
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What do they use to prevent the spread of germs in hospitals?Alcohol gel.
If you can't get hold of any medical alcohol, I suggest you drink neat spirits.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:44,
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And start nowThe sooner you fill your system, the
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:45,
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Sage advice indeedAnd from a vegetarian at that, you people are renowned for your "my body is a temple" bullshit, time to get on the Apple Sourz
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I don't know what you've been toldBut that really doesn't count as one of your five a day.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:48,
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The lime in a gin and tonic definitely does though.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:54,
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I have been told many things!but unless they're utterly useless outside of the confines of a pub quiz, I have forgotten them
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Have you been told you're a massive bender?You seem to keep forgetting that.
*mwah*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:57,
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You're off to see Combi Christ mate just get high on their excellent musical vibeson the other hand you're seeing CQ, so you'd better put some glue in a bag and stick your head into that if he attempts to make conversation with you 'down the Dev'
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:44,
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Drink plenty water beforehand then go ahead and get royally mullered, the combination should flush anything out of your system.
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If the first couple of beers taste good and go down fine the rest is easy.
Wanting to barf after one or two is not a good sign.
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My concern is exactly thisif the first one or two prove problematic I'll be vomming all the way to the Smoke
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OH NO!This is what killed Leah Betts!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:58,
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CombiChrist and CQ?I suggest you imbibe a lot more than alcohol.
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Peej, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:46,
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he could just post a couple of pictures of you from your amazing facebook feed, that seems to work(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:50,
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If I was gay I'd totes give Darth a length, he's well fit(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:52,
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I am contemplating getting up, in a staggering display of laziness.At the moment, my favourite place is bed. In general, my favourite place is wherever my friends are.
Alt: because FUCK YOU, that's why.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:46,
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Steady on with the swearing, B3thyou're nearly approaching Al levels of edgy posting.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:51,
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louise is swearing a lot todayi'm biding my time before i fuck her shit up
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Excellent, let her bury herself.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:58,
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people shouldn't be allowed to get away with acting like cunts, eh b3th?(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:01, Reply)
I'm tired.The kind of tired that seeps into your bones.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:51,
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Oh man I was like that yesterday.absolutely exhausted. Couldn't move off the couch to answer the door.
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I saw your fb post. I felt like that, for absolutely years.After several medical tests, my doctor concluded I'm just a brainwrong. Which is nice to know.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:54,
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great, wimmins problemsdo keep us all up to date
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:03,
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I've no idea why I did that either. Perhaps it's lack of sleep
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:54,
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I went for a 5k run on Tuesday for the 1st time in a monthIt hurt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:55,
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I went to the gym last night and did ok but not great.(
girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:57,
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Which was what time?Had a two mile walk this morning from the garage too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:05,
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there was a bloke who did a 4 minute mile in the 1950sshouldn't have taken you more than 20 minutes, you bloody slacker
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It was on a motorbike thoughwhilst smoking a pipe
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:08,
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ErrrNo. Your post originally said 2 mins though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:14,
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That is pretty goodI was really pleased with 51 mins 34 secs for 10K
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:07,
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I was most pleased with itThe last 1k was hard. Now I'm post-holidays/heart attack death I'm back on the runing again. Going on Saturday for 8k then Tuesday for another 8k. I might try and get a late GNR entry for September
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:30,
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I worked in Senate House for years, so used to be able to go to The British Museum in my lunch hour.I kinda miss that. I'd go and hide in the tiny room with all the clocks which I found oddly relaxing despite all the noise. I think it was the fact that I was invariably the only person in there.
Why Springsteen? Why not? He's alright. I still love Cadillac Ranch.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:58,
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We call it 'the lavatory' in our house.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:04,
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Can you come out tonight?Come, come, come out tonight?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:09,
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Are you singing to your sherry?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:10,
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I never sang to my booze. My booze sang out to me.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:11,
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Highbury was one of them, the downs in bristol is prob my favourite place. The big green grassy thing, not spastics.Alt: Thunder Road is a fucking boss tune
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:02,
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I'd love to see someone actually pullusing the line "you ain't a beauty, but hey, you're alright"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:04,
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Springsteen is alright by me, got me into rock music along with Meatloaf, Queen etc. cheers dad.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:07,
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Already? Can we not start slowly? I've just woken up for fucks sake.Good morning Montgomery.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:09,
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More likely Gluten Morgen given his appetite for carbs. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:11,
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Something about Guns & Roses follow up etc.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:17,
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British Museum is pretty fucking spectacular, possibly thereEither in the reading room, or the Egyptian bit. I used to love the Maritime museum when I was younger. There's also a pub just outside Skem that is wonderful, but I think that's more due to memories of when I've been there.
Then again, I'd love to go back to Florence.
Alt: No idea.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:10,
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The Marmite Musuem could be an excellent euphamism(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:24,
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Leave the Camerons' daughter alone!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:16,
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^ This is a reference to contemporary pop act 'Florence and the Machine'!!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:22,
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Never would have guessed.Morning Monty
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:23,
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The Alps on a bright sunny day after a fresh snow fallalt: here comes the new boss, same as the old boss
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:15,
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I've never been to the British Museumbut I did go to an IKEA last night, are they basically the same?
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Only if you had a hotdog or ice-cream(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:25,
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I had an ice-creamThey changed the system, you have to put a token in the machine now, no more free ice cream refills.
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I honestly never thought of getting a refill ice-creamI'm just not criminally minded
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:28,
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I only did it once.And I once saw a woman being told off by a guy for doing it.
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