Says the perpetual last-placer in the local spelling bee competition.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:35, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

That's why the irony of me picking somone up on spelling/grammer is so delicious
WITH A KILOSPOON!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:36, Reply)

that's not a kilospoon.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:37, Reply)

THIS, is a Kilospoon!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:44, Reply)

I'm just imagining ninja'ing in a spelling bee.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Bees are shit at spelling, they only know one letter and that's 'Z'.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:38, Reply)

oh god
reluctant click as that embarrassingly made me laugh
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:39, Reply)

\:D/

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:40, Reply)

I might tell my Wife's y 4 year old god daughter this joke
i suspect it will get a laugh
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:41, Reply)

I taught my daughter
'which is the smelliest tree?'

THE LAVATORY!!!!

I taught her this to steer her away from saying 'toilet' which I fucking hate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:42, Reply)

excellent work
I was carrying my daughter yesterday just before putting her in the bath and she started giggling, I thought what's so funny. It was then I felt the hot urine running down my chest and stomach.

LITTLE TERRORIST!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:45, Reply)

You might be advised to substitute the word 'shit' for 'rubbish', though.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 13:41, Reply)