Off 'til September mate. I can totally play Last Nite by the Strokes on the bass now.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:06, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

1: fuck off
2: The Strokes are shit
3: Bass is for benders

I hope this helps
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:07, Reply)

1. Gutted
2. Well you're wrong there.
3. Off til September twenty something...
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:08, Reply)

what you students seem to forget is that by having the summer off
you don't have something we don't only that the timing is different. However when we graduated there were jobs...

also the Strokes are shit, FACT
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:10, Reply)

What you seem to forget is that I am a bloke and will be teaching primary school, fuck loads of jobs for me. Also I will have every summer off. I don't even want to know what sort of shit you think is good if you don't appreciate the Strokes you quent fuck.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:12, Reply)

If you can't, teach

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:13, Reply)

I can teach, turns out I'm awesome at it. What do you do for a living? apart from dick around on B3ta?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:14, Reply)

I'm a Compliance Officer and part time catalogue model.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:16, Reply)

You know those timed spray things that keep public bogs fresh?
I sell them
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:17, Reply)

No idea what you're talking about? Unlike you I don't often go gloryhole hunting.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:20, Reply)

no need to hunt, your dad tells me where to go

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:22, Reply)

Oi!
some of us awesome people teach, too. Well, lecture
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:16, Reply)

the strokes reallly are shit

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:13, Reply)

I think your love of steam punk punk, might rule you out of this one

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:14, Reply)

nonsense, I look well good in my steampunk kit

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Yeah well you think wood elves are boss so shut it hippy.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:15, Reply)

Do not listen to NA. It is widely known he's the biggest spastic on B3ta and knows nothing on any subject.
However the strokes are a bit rubbish.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:11, Reply)

Actually Bats, the first Strokes album is alright.
Everything since has been pish though.

Hope this helps.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:17, Reply)

I taught myself to play Roads by Portishead on bass, including the solo.
And loads of Joy Division.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:08, Reply)

The girl teaching me is HAWT, if you don't mind metal/punk girls. How's you doze?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:10, Reply)

Hot. Totally hot.
I'm not condoning murder, I mean we respect human life and all, but if I was a serial killer, I'd be Mickey and Mallory.

And I love metal/ punk girls as long as they aren't fat, smelly biffers.

Sorry OT girls.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:12, Reply)

with you here, I reckon 80% are biffas though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:14, Reply)

Hot goth chicks are fucking impeccable.
But there are loads of fat smelly biffers.

When out raving I never see any fat smelly biffers at house and techno nights, I wonder why this is?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:15, Reply)

She is svelte and sexy and it can be a little distracting at times.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 20:15, Reply)