'lo, Captain,

How's the piggies?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:11, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

lo
they're mostly wanting to go outside and eat all the grass
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:12, Reply)

Have they got a specified area of garden to run in or do you just sprint after them if they try the Great Escape?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:15, Reply)

Cav's pigs have wings

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:16, Reply)

that would be terrifying
also Higgs is MASSIVE, him having wings would be super dangerous! Suddenly you'd find over one and a half kilos of guinea pig flying into you at top speed squeaking for more danelion leaves
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:21, Reply)

Higgs?
Not named after Higgins from Magnum PI i hope?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:27, Reply)

No, I used to have Higgs and Boson
But Boson died and now I have one called Homer, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:28, Reply)

Boson died? I missed that, though I remember he lost weight and you took him to the vet.
It's a cruel life, sometimes.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:32, Reply)

that was last august
he had another operation to get rid of an absess and he didn't really get much better, despite keeping hot water bottle under his cage and syringe feeding him. :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:35, Reply)

Sorry to hear that.
Long live Homer!!!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:36, Reply)

haha
they'd be straight under the hedges. Nah, they've got a run which gets moved about when they've eaten all the grass.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:20, Reply)

So you don't need to mow the grass?

*buys forty cavies*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:25, Reply)

well perhaps not if I had more pigs
and it rained less. As it is I have lots of grass and lots of it is very long. They're pretty good at munching through dandelion leaves, too, they're like crack to guinea pigs.

I'm glad I'm so popular, but there's only one of me and I can't be bought
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:26, Reply)

Sorry, I wasn't implying...

I said cavies cos I couldn't be fucked typing guinea pigs.

You're still popular, though.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:29, Reply)

i know, it was a comedy misunderstanding

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:31, Reply)

An army of cavies would be cool though
All in cloaks charging at you with winged pigs
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:33, Reply)

*imagines*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:35, Reply)

RUNS LIKE FUCK

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:37, Reply)