Great weekend, thank you.
Lots of sunshine, flat pack furniture and sweet, sweet football. Monday came too quick, I tell you!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 11:59, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I missed the football :(
i had to get back to MK and it was the most sensible time to travel.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)

You missed Spain being AMAZING
My hope that Mario BAlotelli would just grab the trophy and run away with it did not come true. C- levels of mentalism, there.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)

I am so glad that football shit's over with.
Just the Olympics to suffer through now.
( Kroney, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Wimbledon as well.
Then the Paraolympics
(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Wimbledon I don't mind so much. People don't get all worked up over that.
Nobody watches the Paralympics at all, so same deal.
( Kroney, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:06, Reply)

It's not even real sport, bless their little carbon fibre socks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:07, Reply)

If you think Murderball isn't a 'real sport' then your testicles must have dropped off.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)

Murderball, is quite possibly the stupidest name for a sport i've ever heard, it's sounds like a shit Jason Statham film
and i bet no one even gets murdered
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:09, Reply)

Well, 's Wheelchair Rugby, and it's brutal
They made a film about it:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kaT5dDiISw
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:13, Reply)

Did it have Jason Statham in it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:16, Reply)

No.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:18, Reply)

Yeah, he played a cockney gangsta who loses his legs and has to take part in a wheelchair rugby tournament to save his kidnapped daughter who has the secret nuclear launch codes on a chip in her head.

( Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:19, Reply)

I'd totally watch that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:19, Reply)

That does look rough, they should be careful
I'd hate for one of thm to get seriously injured...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:18, Reply)

It's like a cross between handball and "Robot Wars"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:19, Reply)

Really good film that.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:25, Reply)

Blah blah blah blah

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:02, Reply)

blah blah blah
moan moan moan.

If you don't like don't watch it, there are hundreds of otehr channels full of pointless shit you can watch
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:02, Reply)

*golf claps*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Oh, I can avoid watching it easily enough
it's all the tedious pricks that keep talking about it in the office, or on FB, or here. Or the noisy cunts in my flatblock that shout at their televisions. If I avoided everywhere that people talked about it, I'd have to live in a cave.
( Kroney, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Give Monty a call

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Swap sports for music
it's all waterproof trousers.
( Kroney, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:06, Reply)

There must be some caves you can go to to escape popular activities.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:06, Reply)

It is a bit rough being into technology and not sports.
I either spend all my time being bored by peoples' conversations, or boring them with mine.
( Kroney, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Yeah but Caving could be counted as a sport.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:18, Reply)

I reckon Cavy would welcome being treated as a sport.

( Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:19, Reply)

It's be like that cheese rolling thing they do in Gloucester

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:20, Reply)

Are your drawers all fixed and operational then?

( Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:02, Reply)

phwoar

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)

You betcha!
I only swore four thousand and eighteen times!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:04, Reply)

And then your mrs came and fixed it?

( Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:07, Reply)

HAR BLOODY HAR
No. I made it all myself.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:13, Reply)

I'm going to check with her you know.

( Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:14, Reply)

She'll probably say:
"He was swearing a lot so I just walked away"
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:16, Reply)