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How was everyones weekend?Mine was great, there were lots of Canadians around on sunday, but it was Canada day, and I was at a pub on the same street as "the maple leaf" so I think that can explain it.
Who wants to listen to Naked Ape moan like a bitch?
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Not even MrsApe sadly for himNot a bad weekend thanks. Applying for a job berk notified me of so fingers crossed.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 11:57,
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Publishing assistant thingReckon I'd be good at it. I'll have to send in the most perfectly grammar checked covering letter though!
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 11:58,
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Post it on here and see how many grammar pricks enjoy picking it apart.(, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 11:59, Reply)
I think my grammar is better than that of most of the posters here.I'll send it to a friend who edits for a living.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:01,
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my grammar is the best, way better than your grammarmy grammar makes the best tiramisu, and she beats everybody with her wooden spoon
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My job involves masses of copywriting and copy editing.I just pretend to be a spastic on here.
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Oh? You're making use of your degree, then?Good for you. I'm not.
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Kroney, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:06,
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I'm not eitherand mine was in IT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:08,
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Ha!PD did the same degree as me, at the same university, at the same time and, as best we can tell, we never met.
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Kroney, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:11,
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Ahh, I seeI've never used anything from my degree in 20 years of IT.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:16,
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Hard to make a degree out of"never trust what a user tells you" and "it's almost always the user being thick".
Not a full three years' worth, anyway.
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Kroney, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:22,
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Or the Naked Ape Memorial Spakdegree(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:21,
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"Wats up yo im rite gd at inglish.i have a degre & any fule kno i have the skillz 2 pay da bills.
Urs,
Amberl"
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:00,
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It's like you're reading over my shoulderDo you think I should include 'peace out mutha-fuckerz'?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:02,
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Absolutely.I'd also throw in an innit or two for good measure.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:03,
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Done and doneAnd if I don't get the job then bitches be tripping.
Edit: in fact I could probably claim some sort of discrimination
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:08,
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If you don't get it, send them a follow up letter:wat's up wiv me not gettin da job issit. i got rites, u kno, hooman rites & u r well aht of order & i am gonna su u.
u well harshed my buzz & i hope u die of a rottin fanny.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:11,
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Yeah boi.Remember to start with "Dis 1 goes out 2 all da niggaz that passed"
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Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:03,
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Perhaps a mandatory soundtrack?I could include a line 'this won't make no sense less u listen to 'fuck da publishers by CRASS-1'
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:06,
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Great weekend, thank you.Lots of sunshine, flat pack furniture and sweet, sweet football. Monday came too quick, I tell you!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 11:59,
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I missed the football :(i had to get back to MK and it was the most sensible time to travel.
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You missed Spain being AMAZINGMy hope that Mario BAlotelli would just grab the trophy and run away with it did not come true. C- levels of mentalism, there.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:01,
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I am so glad that football shit's over with.Just the Olympics to suffer through now.
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Kroney, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:00,
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Wimbledon I don't mind so much. People don't get all worked up over that.Nobody watches the Paralympics at all, so same deal.
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Kroney, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:06,
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It's not even real sport, bless their little carbon fibre socks(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:07,
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If you think Murderball isn't a 'real sport' then your testicles must have dropped off.(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:08,
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Murderball, is quite possibly the stupidest name for a sport i've ever heard, it's sounds like a shit Jason Statham filmand i bet no one even gets murdered
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:09,
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Well, 's Wheelchair Rugby, and it's brutalThey made a film about it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kaT5dDiISw
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:13,
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Yeah, he played a cockney gangsta who loses his legs and has to take part in a wheelchair rugby tournament to save his kidnapped daughter who has the secret nuclear launch codes on a chip in her head.(
Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:19,
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That does look rough, they should be carefulI'd hate for one of thm to get seriously injured...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:18,
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It's like a cross between handball and "Robot Wars"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:19,
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blah blah blahmoan moan moan.
If you don't like don't watch it, there are hundreds of otehr channels full of pointless shit you can watch
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:02,
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Oh, I can avoid watching it easily enoughit's all the tedious pricks that keep talking about it in the office, or on FB, or here. Or the noisy cunts in my flatblock that shout at their televisions. If I avoided everywhere that people talked about it, I'd have to live in a cave.
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Kroney, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:05,
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There must be some caves you can go to to escape popular activities.(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:06,
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It is a bit rough being into technology and not sports.I either spend all my time being bored by peoples' conversations, or boring them with mine.
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Kroney, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:07,
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It's be like that cheese rolling thing they do in Gloucester(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:20,
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You betcha!I only swore four thousand and eighteen times!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:04,
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HAR BLOODY HARNo. I made it all myself.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:13,
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She'll probably say:"He was swearing a lot so I just walked away"
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:16,
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I went to the second of 9 wedding that I'm going to this yearI drank a lot of champagne and Doom Bar and danced stupidly, yesterday i was ruined and had to got to bed at 8:30.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 11:59,
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I'd rather listen to Maple Leaf Ragwww.youtube.com/watch?v=pMAtL7n_-rc
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:01,
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I went to the Tate Modern yesterday.We then had a picnic on the lawn outside. Very civilised, even though four of us managed to do 7 bottles of wine and champagne.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:04,
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No croissants, plenty of smoked salmon, cheeses, roast chicken, parma ham, pate, homemade bread and salads though.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:09,
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You inserted 7 bottles of wine into your anal cavity?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:05,
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I went to the Rose's gig, which was better than expected.They're overrated, but Mr Squires is an excellent guitarist. Got laid off too, via email, which is actually a benefit. I'm going back to uni, and want to do the most pointless course I can find. That'll waste 3 years.
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I dunno, there is chat about a film on spastics playing handbal up there(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:31,
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"Ape at home" I think its called(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:43,
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Can we have a bet that Katie Holmes gets attacked by Scientologists within 3 months?(, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:28, Reply)
Scientologists are fucking mentalists.They have an office here, I went stoned one day to find out what they get up to, apparently I have mental problems, but if I apply for a course of theirs, I'll be better. twats.
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Worst kind of cultistsAs they got duped by a guy who said that the best way of making money was to start a religion and then went and started a religion that made him rich.
What I'm saying here is that they're not the type of people to do even the smallest amount of independant thinking.
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Kroney, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:37,
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So who should I send all my money to instead?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:38,
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MeThere's a film coming out this year which is apparently loosley based on the foundation of Scientology. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Master_(2012_film)
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"Mysterious" car accident or drugs overdoseFo Sho'
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:42,
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I also went to see the Stone Roses this weekend.And had a lovely time.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:16,
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Did you see my mate Rich there?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:21,
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Was he the one pissing up someone's house?menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1582335_residents-anger-over-antics-of-stone-roses-fans-around-heaton-park
Messt sod.
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