"Wats up yo im rite gd at inglish.
i have a degre & any fule kno i have the skillz 2 pay da bills.

Urs,

Amberl"
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:00, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Likin' dis

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)

its well gud u kno

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:02, Reply)

It's like you're reading over my shoulder
Do you think I should include 'peace out mutha-fuckerz'?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Absolutely.
I'd also throw in an innit or two for good measure.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Done and done
And if I don't get the job then bitches be tripping.

Edit: in fact I could probably claim some sort of discrimination
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)

If you don't get it, send them a follow up letter:
wat's up wiv me not gettin da job issit. i got rites, u kno, hooman rites & u r well aht of order & i am gonna su u.

u well harshed my buzz & i hope u die of a rottin fanny.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Yeah boi.
Remember to start with "Dis 1 goes out 2 all da niggaz that passed"
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Perhaps a mandatory soundtrack?
I could include a line 'this won't make no sense less u listen to 'fuck da publishers by CRASS-1'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:06, Reply)