I'd like to meet you all*, because that's how nice I am. But as bashes are always somewhere that involves heavy drinking or in scary places that aren't London, that seems unlikely to happen any time soon.

*well, most of you, but there's no point naming names of the others.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:27, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'd like to meet darth because I heard that despite the ballroom dancing and gay sex
he's actually quite manly and is well fit.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)

I would love to know who told you that
I've only met 4 b3tans IRL and can't imagine any of them would admit to saying it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)

just what I heard like, christ! take a fucking compliment.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:35, Reply)

I always have trouble accepting compliments
and coming from a b3tan the chances of it being a wind-up are multiplied by a factor of bastardry

But thank you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)

YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME
christ.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:41, Reply)

For some reason
I read all your posts in the same (internal) voice I hear when I read Text From Dog.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)

*wags tail*
by tail I mean cock.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Name names dammit!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Well don't tell anyone, but I heard t hat Nakers is a grade A twat.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:41, Reply)

I told you that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Well, I didn't want to break a confidence, but yes, yes you did.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)