We could go out on Sauchiehall Street and have a sweepstake on who gets stabbed first.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:42, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

contrary to the popular view of scots being mean we're actually very generous
stabbings for everyone!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)

I bet I'd win though, simply by virtue of sounding English.
stabbings for everyone, but sassenachs first.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)

the term in these parts in "chib"
ahm gonnae chib you ya cunt!
I am going to stab you, dear chap.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)

I live in edinburgh
over here they get their footman to cut you for them.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)

I thought they just rolled you down a hill.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)

that too.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)

must be fun to give directions to fat tourists.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)

There's nothing I could do to them right now
to make their lives any worse than Edinburgh council have managed.

it's a constant game of "which road will we have shut entirely for a year today?"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:06, Reply)

When I was a student
I would happily walk around the middle of Glasgow on my own at 3am and felt perfectly safe.

Glasgow's lovely.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)

No one would fuck with you though b3th, would they?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)

I'm not as hard as Amberl, obviously
but I have a very impressive death glare.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)

I know.
well, some bits of it are fucking awful, let's not pretend that, but mostly it's a bit Ross Kemp. Makes out it's hard as fuck but actually it loves sunblushed tomatoes, prosecco and it cries at "one born every minute"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)

I saw someone crash through a pub window in maryhill once.
I thought that only happened in westerns.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)

I've seen a few westerns.
Never seen a Maryhill pub in any of them, though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)

they even have spitoons :(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)

yeah, you're a chick.
I've walked through the city centre at three and not been attacked. only cause everyone was already fighting someone else.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)