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Altalt: Look at the person working closest to you, would you rather kill, fuck or lobotomise them?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:58, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

The one nearest me appears to have already been lobotomised

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)

You work with Nakers?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)

"work"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)

You are The Queen AICMFP

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:03, Reply)

I think you'll find it is MY five pounds, actually
It has my face on it and everything
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Well, shit. I walked into that one.

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)

i'd fuck malc
actually sue might be closer, i'd fuck her too
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)

i'd lobotomise louise though
right now i'd shag everyone in the office except her
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:03, Reply)

I'd shag about 70% of my office
They're a bit quirky-cute round here
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)

I can't see who is nearest to me. This makes it difficult.
Probably none of the above. Depending if the PhD office 3 doors down from mine is first one currently occupied, though. There's one of the students in there I'd fuck and two I'd happily kill.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)

I just want to snuggle :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)

Snuggles are fucking ace
*snuggles*
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:07, Reply)

I am surrounded by blokes, so no.
Upstairs is where all the decent women are.

Oh, I managed to mentally blank out "kill" and "lobotomise". The guys I work with are sound, so no there, too.
( Kroney, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Customer Services in our place
Some proper beauties in there

*rubs thighs*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)

Marketing always seem to have a good turnover of good looking girls.
Requires a measure of intelligence too, so they're not often the gutter trolls hired locally.
( Kroney, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:32, Reply)

1 or 2 in Sales would get the sportshorn

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:34, Reply)