Hey hey.
Someone tell me not to fall asleep. I'm fucking hanging here.

Given those choices, I'd marry swipe (never have money worries), kill Monty (it's the kindest thing), which leaves me in the unfortunate position of shagging Battered.

Of course, he could just say no.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:03, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Well if it's all in proportion
you probably wouldn't feel anything anyway
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)

dude it was just snog, why do you want to shag battered?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Oh my.
Do I ever feel foolish now.
Sorry, man. I'm just so fucking knackered I didn't even read the question properly.
I shall immediately DMAAKM
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Make the most of it
Sore knees aren't a problem when you don't need to kneel down to give a woman head
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:06, Reply)

I would say no.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:22, Reply)

You wouldn't be the first...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:25, Reply)

And probably wouldn't be the last...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 18:00, Reply)