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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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DID YOU KNOW
In North Vietnam, they have four seasons, as we do here. In South Vietnam, they have only two; "Sunny" and "Rainy". Or, to tourists, "Fucking hot" and "Slightly less fucking hot with occasional thunderstorms".

I believe that in this country we actually only have two seasons, "Shite" which runs October to April and "Mostly shite with one or two days a month of sun". What would you change about British traditions?

Alt: b3tan snog, marry, kill
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:52, 203 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I went to Vietnam once.
I wasn't really sure what was going on.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
What was worse was when you got back
and didn't even recieve a hero's welcome.

The cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)
for snog marry kill don't you have to suggest three people and then we chose who gets what?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)
No
That's a completely different game.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)
hahahaha
genuine LOL
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)
i don't get it?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)
hahahaha
genuine LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:02, Reply)
EXPLAIN

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:02, Reply)
you're a sexually incompetent spastic with the dong of a 2 month old boxer puppy

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:06, Reply)
lipsticklols

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:09, Reply)
again, fixated on my genitals
why is that swipe, been a while?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:09, Reply)
i need something to laugh at
and your posts aren't it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:11, Reply)
so imagining my genitals,a nd those of baby dogs entertains you?
how long has this been going on swipe?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)
The more pertinant questions here run thus:
"Why a two month old Boxer puppy, specifically? Do they have smaller dongs than other two month old puppies and how did you come by this information?"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:15, Reply)
i think we need to get the police involved, here

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:16, Reply)
I was suggesting you pick any three you like
but as you ask...

Swipey
Monty
Battered

GO
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)
I'd bang Monty, bang Battered and bang Swipey.
Do I win five pounds?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)
You need another 998 for the record

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)
What sort of record is it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Sodomy of a thosand men

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)
edward tudorpole's (same joke twice in one day)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:06, Reply)
I didn't get it the first time

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:07, Reply)
there's this song right
'swords of a thousand men' its REALLY good, i like it, you used to hear it at parties, you should google it

what you said sounds a bit like that
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Just youtubed it
shit song, shit video, shit hair and shit quality, they should have recorded it to MP3
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:15, Reply)
On a massive banjolele.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:16, Reply)
No STOOPID
then it would sound all small and tinny
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:18, Reply)
(bluegrass lick)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)
What's wrong with you, you Deacon?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:13, Reply)
I not "really into shit old music"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)
give it a listen
its not as bad as that hawkwind stuff baldmonkey likes
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)
ummm... he's a deacon?
*belms*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)
You've answered your own question, here.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)
* lubes up and bends over *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:23, Reply)
oh god why did you have to make it SO hard???
I'd snog battered, marry monty and kill swipe

I'd rather not snog battered, but if i marry monty i could snog him every day
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)
I like your lateral thinking Q-Dogg

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Always thinking.
I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:13, Reply)
Hey hey.
Someone tell me not to fall asleep. I'm fucking hanging here.

Given those choices, I'd marry swipe (never have money worries), kill Monty (it's the kindest thing), which leaves me in the unfortunate position of shagging Battered.

Of course, he could just say no.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Well if it's all in proportion
you probably wouldn't feel anything anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)
dude it was just snog, why do you want to shag battered?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)
Oh my.
Do I ever feel foolish now.
Sorry, man. I'm just so fucking knackered I didn't even read the question properly.
I shall immediately DMAAKM
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:07, Reply)
Make the most of it
Sore knees aren't a problem when you don't need to kneel down to give a woman head
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:06, Reply)
I would say no.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:22, Reply)
You wouldn't be the first...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:25, Reply)
And probably wouldn't be the last...

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 18:00, Reply)
Oi. You cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:22, Reply)
Swipe - sexeh tiems
Swipe - loverly times
Swipe - It didn't work out :(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)
alt:
stunned/monty (they come as a package), badger, the rest i'd line up so one bullet went through all their skulls (easy as there's nothing inside)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)
poor naked ape
he doesn't even know how he offended you
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)
I've never been very good with undersatnding women

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:08, Reply)
she wants to shoot holes in your hollow head, naked ape
its all there in black and grey
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:09, Reply)
And red.
Lots and lots of red.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:11, Reply)
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLY

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:11, Reply)
my poor hollow head :(((

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:11, Reply)
its alright, i won't tell it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:11, Reply)
not ape's head
he is safe. he is not in the Q of people to be shot (see what i did there? there's a CLUE)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)
he's one of 'the rest'
you heartless bastard
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:13, Reply)
I'm terribly hurt swipe :(
Though I'm going to assume its on gender preference in which case right on
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:14, Reply)
Nothing
Snog: Lady Marlboro
Marry: Darth Foxtrot
Kill: Bill Clay
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:08, Reply)
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
*tells EVERYONE, shops for wedding dresses, starts dieting*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:10, Reply)
What do you mean, 'starts'?
Every other fucking post you write is beakering about dieting.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)
6 weeks to ship a stone, b3th
I can do it. I can.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)
I'm one pound off losing a stone
it's taken me 6 weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:15, Reply)
I've lost 7 llbs without meaning to
I think it might be AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:16, Reply)
Congrats honey
Hang on... your tits haven't shrunk, have they?!?!?!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:17, Reply)
not yet
but if I keep going, you never know!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:18, Reply)
Don't keep going then
Duh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)
tits on a whale
are not that much of an advantage
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)
Don't put yourself down
Losing a stone is well worth being proud of
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:20, Reply)
i'm having 2 cornettos when i get home

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:17, Reply)
I did it in ten.
Only another stone and a half to go...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:16, Reply)
6 is my absolute outside cos that's when I'm going to Italy
Where I will definitely put it back on
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:17, Reply)
What if you don't fit into your bridesmaid dress?
What will you do then?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:18, Reply)
Find a cheap backstreet Italian liposuctionist and offer him a blowie

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:20, Reply)
a blowie for a suckie

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:22, Reply)
Bart Simpson lols

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:24, Reply)
if i can choose all three
i'd snog sportscow, marry mmps and kill battered to make the world a safer place
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:11, Reply)
:'-((((((

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)
soz, your not here long enough for me to love you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:13, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:53, Reply)
evening!
well isn't that interesting. I wish there were less football matches.

snog marry, kill,eh? There's more in kill than the rest, really. How many pints are we talking for the snog one?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:15, Reply)
I reckon up to a two pinter
any more than that and you're veering into "shag" territory, which is outside the bounds of this particular version of the game.

Kroney; rules lawyer.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:17, Reply)
2 pints in
I'd probably snog anyone... is K around, we can go back to sexistly oggling labs
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)
actually more accurately
2 pints in I'd *consider* snogging anyone. Then wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:21, Reply)
After 2 I'm anybody's
After 6 I'm everybody's.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:31, Reply)
oh scratch that, i'd snog or marry cavy
she's a helluva catch
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:17, Reply)
I could defend you with my sword fighting and archery skillz

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:20, Reply)
what mroe could i possibly need?
+10 marriage
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:21, Reply)
Alt: Jeff, Stunned Poster and Bill.
'KILL BILL' DO YOU GET IT????????????


PS soz Lusty, bros before really nice girlfriends, as the saying goes.

Wuv wooo x x x x x x x x
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:15, Reply)
mates before muff

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:17, Reply)
chaps before flaps

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:18, Reply)
hahaha
lads before labias
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)
Sisters before Misters.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:21, Reply)
Turds before birds.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:21, Reply)
FACT

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:23, Reply)
forever alone

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:26, Reply)
Gits before tits.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:29, Reply)
Ouch.
Bit soon, yeah? Bit raw, yeah? What did I do to you anyway?

Fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:29, Reply)
Mr Majora will be most confused as to where he stands

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:21, Reply)
LTI you big girly fluffy twatty gay
Yes, I said that! Me! Darth Foxtrot!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:18, Reply)
Christ alive.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:18, Reply)
Not for about two thousand years, if ever.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)
That seems spectacularly unlikely

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)
*high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:20, Reply)
Great minds...
and mine!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:21, Reply)
fools seldom differ

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:27, Reply)
I already made that joke

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:24, Reply)
You also mention Madam Marlboro, who hasn't been on here for donkeys.
Old school, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:33, Reply)
He's so old skool he got her name wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:39, Reply)
Worra doylum, eh readers?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 18:18, Reply)

Snog: Berk
Marry: BGB
Kill: Quinten and I had any bullets left I'd attempt to murdern PD.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:20, Reply)
>:(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:21, Reply)
I haven't hada single snog or marry

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:26, Reply)
Neither have I
and I'm not even worth killing, apparently. Unless you include swipe's random shooting.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:28, Reply)
yeah, but Quentin would marry me
I'm not sure I win
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:28, Reply)
it would be a fantasy LARP wedding, not real world wedding
i'd be king and you'd be queen of my yard
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:29, Reply)
oh excellent
so I could then kill you off and rule your kingdom. I see, now it makes more sense
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:31, Reply)
Good point, I obviously have no impact whatsoever on these peoples lives
I am grey, i am drizzle, I am Belgium :(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:29, Reply)
We're Coventry :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:31, Reply)
I think I must be Finland.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:31, Reply)
Frigid?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:32, Reply)
IN ENGLAND I AM JOHHHNNNNNNN

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:42, Reply)
Your a story teller.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:01, Reply)
nah, ze germans tried to kill coventry

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:31, Reply)
They also fucked Belgium. Twice.
They're probably not the best standard to judge by as they're obviously slags.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:34, Reply)
are you hot?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:28, Reply)
meh
I'm tall and slim with a good thick head of hair and strong eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:29, Reply)
you sound like you're describing lifestock
you can go on the maybe pile
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:31, Reply)
whatever floats your boat cavy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:32, Reply)
It's your glossy mane and strong teeth she likes.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:33, Reply)
My teeth are strong
but you should never look a gift Ape in the mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:34, Reply)
because they'll bite your nose off

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:35, Reply)
Tasty, tasty noses

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:53, Reply)
I am upset that Battered would seek to kill me
I thought we totes cleared the air.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:48, Reply)
secretly you're just happy to get the attention

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:48, Reply)
No ocean, sea, lake or mere could quench the burning rage inside that man

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:52, Reply)
ironic, since he could drown in a puddle

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:53, Reply)
Problem is the rage has been crushed down to such a small point
That fusion has begun in the extreme gravity, not even light can escape the rage singularity now.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:57, Reply)
Please translate this in to English. Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:59, Reply)
It's written in SCIENCE!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 18:03, Reply)
I am extremely calm and relaxed. I am on day two of my 3 week break.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:56, Reply)
Wait for Q and PD to get here
*preps warp drive*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:57, Reply)
alright Battered?
Fancy a pint later?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 18:04, Reply)
Certainly. If you can see over the bar sufficiently to buy me one.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 18:09, Reply)
have you got the fake ID?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 18:12, Reply)
If you knew how much grey hair I have you'd know that wouldn't be a problem.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 18:18, Reply)
Alt: scaryduck all three.
I'd snog, marry then kill, with my inheritance I would create MOD of the week, that would be something worth voting for (MOD power will only last one week and damage undone after said week).
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 18:25, Reply)
Shut up and fuck off. Bellend.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 18:37, Reply)
Hahahaha
Worth a click
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 18:39, Reply)
snog becky letters
Marry Gonz
Kill Ape for the lulz
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 18:30, Reply)
I'd change the idiotic notion of letting TVs show sports in bars
Alt: I'm not sure, I'll give it a think and let you know
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:12, Reply)
I read that as sports bra's

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:18, Reply)
We're all b3tans
None of us have a need for sports bras
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:20, Reply)
lots of pubs rely on that to bring in business
Maybe you should just go to pubs or bars which don't show sport.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:18, Reply)
Dozer did you like the irony of how battered told me to shut up and fuck off,
Just as he shut up and fucked off.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:20, Reply)
not really, no.
Hope this helps.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:21, Reply)
*slumps shoulders*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:22, Reply)
I like watching the telly in the pub.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:20, Reply)
I like fisting your mother.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:23, Reply)
*waves*
I knew you would be back
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:24, Reply)
With your midget features, she likens it to being fingered by a real man.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:24, Reply)
dwarfpornlols

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:25, Reply)
Just as she was about to cum the other day she started to tell me how much she liked watching you being penetrated by your PE teacher when you were at junior school.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:36, Reply)
This is all manner of wrong.
Hang on, I'll gaz you a e-mail address as I said I would following our conversation last Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:39, Reply)
...so i can tell you more about what your mother likes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:40, Reply)
You spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:43, Reply)
I don't really care either way
But I had to pick something
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:23, Reply)
That's fair enough.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:25, Reply)
How are you doing?
Also I will say sports are infinitely better than having shit pop music blasted through speakers.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:28, Reply)
Long day, so I'm looking at contracting opportunities and trying to avoid buying shit I don't need.
Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:29, Reply)
Not bad thanks
Hoping to hear back from this job * crosses fingers.* what are you avoiding buying?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:36, Reply)
Shirts, t-shirts, jeans, trainers, shoes, jumpers....
The usual sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:39, Reply)
*sad five*
Know the feeling.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:41, Reply)
have you looked into Compliance? You'd be good at it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:42, Reply)
I heard the whole compliance industry had gone gay.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:43, Reply)
nope.
Just me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:44, Reply)
Plum your the one from York ain't you?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:45, Reply)
I am from Aberdeen but live in York, why?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:46, Reply)
Anymore thought's about a York B4SH?
I like "Ye Olde Starre Inne" been about a year since I last was there
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:49, Reply)
Looks like you've pulled PD

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:51, Reply)
I'm quite the catch I'll have you know

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:51, Reply)
I haven't actually
What does it mostly entail? ( unless this is a joke I'm not getting because I'm tired.)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:54, Reply)
It depends on what area you're looking at.
I used to have to do compliance monitoring visits on projects to ensure they were meeting the terms and conditions of their contracts, then take appropriate financial recovery action if they weren't.

I suspect Dozer is leaning more towards general financial and business regulation; everything above board and according to the law. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:01, Reply)

FSA regulations re. Customer protection.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:09, Reply)
I've let myself down.
I've just ordered two pairs of shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:10, Reply)
What you gone for Jeff?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:15, Reply)
Two left, two right.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:19, Reply)
Now cha cha slide

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:21, Reply)
Clarks have a sale one.
So a pair of Wallabee Race and a pair of Wallabee Run.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:28, Reply)
I still think you should have bought those purple Paul Smith ones.

(berk, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:31, Reply)
OMG Wallabee's they back in?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:33, Reply)
I agree.
And you should buy those Westwood ones.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:37, Reply)
You pay for them and I'll wear 'em.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:44, Reply)
you on linkedin yet Jeff?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:41, Reply)
Not yet, I was going to sort that out this weekend.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:43, Reply)
I think your going to the wrong pubs, just saying

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:30, Reply)
fair enough

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:29, Reply)
FOR FUCKS SAKE
FUCK OFF, RAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:52, Reply)
Evening Cap

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:53, Reply)
evening hare
what you been rabbitin about today?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:53, Reply)
Well I've been verbally attacked by a borrower.
But I think my snog, marry, kill idea was the best. dead modest me aint I? Scroll up about 20 posts to see it.

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(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:56, Reply)
it's clearly genius
but for one thing - I don't think b3ta is based on a monarchistic ruling family
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:59, Reply)
Damn, 8(
I still think it would be a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:00, Reply)

THUNDERCUNT HAS PROVIDED AN EVENING THREAD.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 20:32, Reply)

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