Have you seen his epic rant from a few years back
where he basically went off on one about his shithole council estate being filled with the kind of people who live in shithole council estates? It's WELL funny.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:06, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What most don't realise is that I like everyone on here........
It matters not to me if your a Troll, LARP'er, Hippy, Fat, Gay, Bold or even a Bent Spastic, with out all of you fucked up lot the recipe just would'nt work!

*Runs and hides behind the sofa*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:12, Reply)

that rings a bell, walsall or birmingham or some shit like that

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:13, Reply)

London.
www.b3ta.com/questions/witness/post122427
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:14, Reply)

that's hilarious I'f forgotten about that one, he posted some similar shot about his home town in Birmingham.
My favourite bits were he lived on a Camden Council estate willingly for years and seemed surprised that he got picked on, one of the worst crimes were them nicking his SFX MAGAZINES and threw them around the street !!!!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:26, Reply)

it's funny because it's true.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Rory I've just got off the phone from my Mum,
She want's to know when you can set up the date?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:16, Reply)

busy over the next couple of weeks, tell you what get her to fuck some sailors down by the docks, post the pictures somewhere and that'll be the same thing

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:27, Reply)

She only wants you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 23:31, Reply)