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THUNDERCUNT DEMANDS THAT YOU MORTALS AMUSE HIM.
DANCE FOR ME! EARN MY LOVE.
evenin' all, chat?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:14,
272 replies,
latest was 13 years ago)
Hi thundercunt at all times
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:15,
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ALL HAIL THUNDERCUNT, BIGGEST COCKEND OF QOTW
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:19,
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You're forgetting Al the 'hilarious' sockpuppeting Geordie
I have 18 people ignoring me by the way.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:21,
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18?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:22,
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18
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:22,
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Wow
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:23,
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HIS DADS DEAD, HE JUST NEEDS SOME LOVE
IF YOU POST PORN ON BOARD YOU'LL GET LOADS MORE PEOPLE IGNORING YOU, IF I HAD MY TIME OVER THATS WHAT ID DO
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:23,
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Nothing about dwarf porn then?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:25,
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YEAH, YOU'LL FIND THATS STILL PORN
MONGYCHOPS LINKS THE BEST PORN EVER, USE THAT
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:26,
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okidoki
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:27,
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Better not shout too loud you'll scare your goat.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:22,
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IM FILLING IN EXCEL SHIT ON CAPS LOCK AND CANT BE ARSED CHANGING
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:25,
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Pardon? speak up
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:26,
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IS IT YOUR BULLYING CHECKLIST? HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU GOT AA TODAY?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:31,
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HE WROTE ME STRONGLY WORDED GAZ THAT IF I KEEP BUSTING HIS BALLS HES GONNA GET HIS DAD ON ME
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:40,
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Rory have you even bothered to see how many are ignoring you?
What's the deal with you and Emvee, that trolling you gave him was Probs. the most I've laughed in ages.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:43,
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i AM NOT A TROLL
I MEAN EVERY WORD THAT I EVER TYPE ON HERE
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:47,
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ALSO 49 IS A GOOD PLACE TO START
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:47,
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Yes but where will it all end???????????
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:52,
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mE GIVING YOUR MUM ONE
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:53,
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HAHHAHAHAAAAAA
How much do I have to pay you for doing it?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:54,
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Have you seen his epic rant from a few years back
where he basically went off on one about his shithole council estate being filled with the kind of people who live in shithole council estates? It's WELL funny.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:06,
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What most don't realise is that I like everyone on here........
It matters not to me if your a Troll, LARP'er, Hippy, Fat, Gay, Bold or even a Bent Spastic, with out all of you fucked up lot the recipe just would'nt work!
*Runs and hides behind the sofa*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:12,
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that rings a bell, walsall or birmingham or some shit like that
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:13,
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London.
www.b3ta.com/questions/witness/post122427
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:14,
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that's hilarious I'f forgotten about that one, he posted some similar shot about his home town in Birmingham.
My favourite bits were he lived on a Camden Council estate willingly for years and seemed surprised that he got picked on, one of the worst crimes were them nicking his SFX MAGAZINES and threw them around the street !!!!!!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:26,
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it's funny because it's true.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:32,
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Rory I've just got off the phone from my Mum,
She want's to know when you can set up the date?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:16,
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busy over the next couple of weeks, tell you what get her to fuck some sailors down by the docks, post the pictures somewhere and that'll be the same thing
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:27,
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She only wants you
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 23:31,
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PRICK OFF
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:20,
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suck any cock on set?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:23,
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he had a cock in each flesh tunnel
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:31,
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I don't have flesh tunnels.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:44,
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Phudbree and Hartleyhare
Both 10 months and 18 days.
I'll let you guess....
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:23,
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Really? I didn't know that
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:24,
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I think you probably did.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:42,
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Nothing wrong with thinking
But Phuds would attack you with a rusty claymore for suggesting he was me.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:45,
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I thought I was Phudbree?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:46,
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Only two people ever post on here, if you aint Al your Bobby.
Truefacts
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:50,
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I'm not about to rise to this
O/T is an occasional release for me, not an obsession.
I am just me - no puppets, although I can always shock the gullible and dogmatic by pretending I have one.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:01,
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Woah TD, are you referring to me there?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:07,
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Yes, dear boy.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:08,
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TD
When you said you had a sock I was surprised, not shocked. And I was surprised because you're a level headed guy with no need to indulge in something so brainwrong as having a sockpuppet account.
Alright?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:10,
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I have a deep antagonistic streak
When I was a Production Manager I'd take it out on my staff.
When I was a bus driver I'd take it out on passengers.
Now I'm self employed it's very frustrated - it's the thing that Al does but more contained.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:24,
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Al is a self-righteous moon of rage, bitterness and impotence.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:34,
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+ infertility.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:01,
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Obvs
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:01,
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Really?
Seems everybody's several other people.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:06,
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Evening everyone, except for bobby
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:30,
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Which one's Bob?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:31,
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thundercunt
He's called that because his mangina is so large when the walls clap together it sounds like thunder
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:32,
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It's "thundercuntatalltimes" he told me off for not saying it all
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:34,
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don't listen to him, he has no authority over you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:35,
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Aint he the Cartman of b3ta
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:46,
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got it in one
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:52,
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SHOULDN'T YOU BE PARENTING?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:31,
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I am, remotely
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:32,
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I BET YOU DO A MADDIE!
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:33,
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Unlike some people I wish to keep my daughter not let her get taken
or even give her away...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:34,
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So your not gonna let her get married?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:37,
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it was a specific point just for bobby
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:37,
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Woops my bad,
Livingdollolz keep her in a trunk so no little punk
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:39,
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Alright Bob?
Doesn't surprise me that HH and Phudcunt are the same; both tedious and unamusing, probably Freefair.
I am surprised that less people ignore me (4) than PD. He's not that bad, in fact he's pretty much ok most of the time.
BTW - this posting in the third person shit makes you look like a bellend. xxxxx.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:02,
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Had on boss
I suggested that, and I don't often do third person.
You're on holiday. Why are you on b3ta?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:06,
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I didn't attribute the observation to Bob. Please pay attention.
We haven't gone away yet, probably will for the third week off (to Cornwall), so am at home; cooking and planning everything I need to get done whilst off. Hence why I am posting.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:07,
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THUNDERCUNT DISAGREES, THUNDERCUNT FEELS AWESOME.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:08,
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Alright Batts?
I think some of them must be from when I called out spankhanky for being a bullshitting cunard.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:08,
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Good ta. Yourself?
Could be - spankywanky had quite a following for some inexplicable reason, you're correct in your view of him though.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:11,
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I know.
What is up with Al though?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:11,
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The internet isn't big enough to explain this. Perhaps CERN should consider it for their next project?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:13,
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Fuck knows.
So much rage and impotence.
Did you see him going apeshit at me for referring to 'proper whisky'?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:16,
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I certainly didn't, can you link me to it?
I know nothing about whisky.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:18,
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Jesus,
You can see above the counter?
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:10,
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I wish you were currently seeing in to the eyes of a fully loaded suicide bomber as they're about to detonate.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:12,
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Ignore me then, you wrong-eyed midget.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:14,
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I don't have anyone on ignore; it messes up threads. Alternatively you could stop being such a twat and be less of a git.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:15,
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Fuck me, that's priceless, coming from such a grandiose, useless cunt as you.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:17,
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Easy fella.
Eeee ain't wurf it.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:19,
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I no rite!
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:21,
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Totally
*fist bumps*
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Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:21,
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Yo!
Bums Fist.......wait.....
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:25,
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Hey phudbree, do you remember that time I totally went off on one at Dozy about proper whiskey?
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Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:26,
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Missed that one, Al. Must have been crying into my pillow at the latest terrifying insult from Jeff or Rory.
Soz.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:31,
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Oh man, it was so awesome, I was so on fire with rage and impotence that I've actually erased the entire event from my own memory for fear that I might spontaneously ejaculate if I ever think of it again.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:34,
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Rage and impotence are horrible things.
Look at Jeff.
Or Rory, for that matter.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:38,
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Now now, I won't have a word said against Jeff
He's one of the finest human beings in existence.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:40,
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See, I nearly agree with you. For some reason, he's decided to tell me to me to fuck off every time I post.
Not bothered, like.
Disappointed, though.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:44,
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You're Dissapointed! You're THE DISSAPOINTED!
AHA I knew you were a puppet.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:45,
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Ah fuck.
I'm sussed.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:48,
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No he is NOT The Disappointed.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:52,
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I am so, rite.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:53,
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I only have two pricks on ignore.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:22,
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All the rest ok?
You fine mate?
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:54,
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*waves* Hi Batts
I've managed to get kroney off Star trek
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:15,
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* looks for interested face*
* fails to find it *
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:16,
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Your supposed to tell me to fuck off first
Your doing it all wrong
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:17,
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Your all gay.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:19,
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You wish we were
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:20,
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if you were all gay there would be more women for me to console myself with.
As it is I'm left with the ones Battered hasn't knocked up and then been forced to marry.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:21,
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When I die I want to come back as louie Spence
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:24,
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I want to come back as a pineapple.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:27,
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Pineapples don't hit back
It's like a finger pointing to the heavens, dont look at the finger or you shall miss alll that heavenly glory
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:30,
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Erm... that's not quite correct and you know this.
I proposed. She said yes. We started trying for a kid straight away as Ms Battered was 36 at the time, her sister had had to have IVF and we didn't know how long it would take for her to conceive. Turns out she conceived almost immediately, we then pulled the wedding date forward from October to June, as she wanted to be married before our daughter was born.
You, on the other hand, seem to be married but haven't yet become a parent. This could be because you & your wife have decided to wait, but I suspect it's got more to do with you spending so much time digging holes it's rendered you infertile.
Apologies to others for the repetition of me explaining this before.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:32,
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Yeah, of course that's right. I totally believe you.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:33,
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Hartley, are you me?
I'm getting really confused cos I'm also plumdozer and several others.
TD, really?
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:20,
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And you're all me too.
Because I have a million other accounts.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:20,
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Your never alone with schizophrenia
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:22,
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I'm never alone because I'm married.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:24,
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+ to the palmer sisters
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:25,
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OK Kids
For the sake of clarity let me lay this down now - one time, one time only.
I am TD - nobody else at all. No puppets, no nuttin'.
End of statement.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:31,
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I don't believe you.
I think you're secretly BGB.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:31,
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With just a hint of.......what is that smell?
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:33,
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Battered thinks the whole world smells a bit like bum sweat
because he spends his life with his nose at the level of normal peoples arseholes.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:35,
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He wishes. She is lovely.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:33,
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I agree, but I've never met her.
She doesn't immediately call people "cunt". She waits for evidence.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:41,
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She bought me a beer.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:46,
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You've seen us both in the same room.
I ain't no BGB.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:34,
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I'm not sure I have
I think she might have "excused" herself for a moment while you happened to arrive outside.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:36,
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I smoke like a chimbley
She doesn't.
I was the one with a Rothmans in me gob.
EDIT - also she's a good 5" taller than me.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:40,
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A rothmans? Or a cunningly disguised fake clitoris!
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Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:41,
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Fuck - I would have got away with it - damn you meddling kids
Yes I'm the creepy janitor intent on taking over Tod.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:43,
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we should have a pint soon
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:34,
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Trouble is it's easier for me to do town jobs early morning
Then work back out.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:38,
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TD this is the easy way to remember.
Only people that have sock accounts accuse others of being socks, I deal with each name as a Diff entity and have assigned each person a cartoon character in my minds eye.
I have one for most of the Regs. on here.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:35,
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what does mine look like?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:35,
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Your Johnny Bravo
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:37,
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Ask away most of you have em
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:37,
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Ooooo, who am I?
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Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:39,
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looks nothing like me
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:37,
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That matters not
Thats how I think of you each time you post
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:38,
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Fair enough.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:39,
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Swipes Cruella (mispelt I think) from 101 Dals.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:40,
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You're not a million miles off at the moment
she is in need of a haircut.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:41,
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I know your all real people, but I havent met anyone and I like you all as cartoons better, the truth would Probs be a massive disappointment ;'(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:43,
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You haven't told me who you picture me as yet.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:46,
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You never asker asked
EDITS ohhhh you did my bad
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:47,
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Did too!
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Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:48,
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The kenneth williams thing from Willow the Wisp
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:49,
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Didn't he do all of them?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:53,
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Exactly
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:54,
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I'm one of Al's sock puppets too.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:56,
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Your Fred Flintstone in my minds eye
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:57,
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POTD!
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:47,
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Cheers Local.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:06,
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I don't even have a spare account
I feel left out
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:40,
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Your Penolpy Pitstop
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:42,
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hahaha!
a character less like me does not exist
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:48,
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Look up to my reply to Plum!
It matters not. Thats how I think of you each time you post
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:07,
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S'ok Caves, you can have one of mine.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:42,
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Unless they're real method actors, sockpuppets are usually easy to spot.
Everyone types and constructs sentences in their own way - sometimes you can recognise someone's typing like you can recognise their face.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:10,
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Narrative voice.
I've mentioned this before, when freefair pretended to be an Essex Uni student and hadn't realised that just changing your profile name doesn't make it go back to being a blue name.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:12,
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I swear that lad's middle name is "gormless".
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:18,
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Evening puppeteers.
I hope you're all playing nicely.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:41,
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alright Tangy Zizzle?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:41,
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Alright dozzle.
Listening to some folk this evening, courtesy of the lovely Toni Arthur of Play School fame.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:47,
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Cool
Folk's not really my thing. Where would you recommend I start?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:49,
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Alasdair Roberts would probably suit you.
Scottish, plus he's the only other person ever to have been signed to Palace Records.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:52,
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Interesting.
I quite like Malcolm Middleton's solo stuff, but that's hardly really folk, is it?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:56,
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I'm all about the traditional stuff
Rather than singer-songwriters writing original material in a folk style.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:59,
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I know what you mean.
I'm not keen on genre tourism.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:04,
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That said, there is some great psych folk stuff that I love.
But I consider most of that more in the psych genre than folk.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:14,
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Kate Middleton's rear stuff
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:01,
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Been reading a history of Harvest today
EMI's imprint for bands they didn't think would sell. Deep Purples first three were on Harvest....
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:56,
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They brought it back IIRC.
Just checked- Dark Star were on Harvest. I quite liked them at the time.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:57,
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They kept the Harvest idea for a while
They tried to get Sex Pistols onto Harvest but McLaren wouldn't have it.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:59,
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Dark Star was 1999 or so.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:00,
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Must have carried on.
I've also learned something today. A&M records - don't look it up - what does the A stand for?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:05,
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Ass?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:07,
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Alpert - as in Tijuana Taxi
He must have been worth a few bob when you think of all the stuff on A&M.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:11,
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I'm pretty sure Harvest was mothballed but brought back for Dark Star.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:07,
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Alpert
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:08,
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Well done
See thoughts viz wealth etc above.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:12,
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i got all excited for a moment thinking
you meant that film from the 70s. I liked that film, it had a beachball as an alien and yet still managed to be quite dark.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:08,
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Band formed by the remnants of Levitation.
They were alright, had potential.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:10,
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Terry Bickers' band after House of Love?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:12,
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Yes
House of Love, then Levitation, then Bickers went mental and the others formed Dark Star.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:12,
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House of Love were good
Never understood why they weren't better.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:15,
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I only know Shine On
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:16,
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I'd bung a Youtube link on to "I Don't Know Why I Love You"
But every time I put a link on here some cunt hacks into my history.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:18,
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A combination of internal politics,
Chadwick being about 40 when they started and Bickers being nuts.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:19,
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Fair enough
I like what I've heard.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:21,
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Have you read My Magpie Eyes Are Hungry for the Prize - The Creation Records Story?
There's loads about the House of Love in that.
It's a very good read (well, up until the bit where they become Oasis' label)
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:25,
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No, but I will
Always grateful for a heads up, and I always recommend Ian McLaghan's "All the rage" in return.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:29,
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The Small Faces keyboard player?
I'll look out for it, ta.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:32,
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Yes - and with Stones, latterly Billy Bragg
The best bit is 1974 - 1976. He doesn't remember any of it at all!
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:35,
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You might like it too, Dozer.
Primal Scream feature pretty heavily throughout and there's some good MBV stuff too.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:36,
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I just want 70s sci fi now, though
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:12,
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RAHHH BAND "clouds across the moon"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:14,
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they have to talk a sentient bomb out of detonating using philosophy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSccwmmrS5A
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:18,
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There was loads of great stuff on Harvest
Syd Barrett, Kevin Ayers, Roy Harper, etc.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:58,
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Good label
I only really knew it for Purple but there's a lot of good bands in the book.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:02,
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Hey tangles, do you remember when I totally raged and impotenced all over Dozer about proper whisky?
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Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:43,
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Oh man, yeah.
That was epic.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:48,
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Can you tell me when it was as I can't remember it at all.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:49,
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Perhaps you were being a sock at the time?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:54,
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perhapss c
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:10,
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MUTTLEY
Which part of cornwall you going to?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:11,
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South coast if at all, somewhere near St Austell, Polperro, etc.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:14,
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Depends on what your after Holywell Bay, Good for surf and excellent appartments.
Nothing there, no tourist BS, google it.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:16,
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Not really in to surfing, plus young baby = nothing too exciting.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:17,
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Just look it up
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:18,
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I will.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:19,
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Aren't you going to thank him for the advice?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:41,
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Am I the only one to notice that Phudtwat has just deleted some of it's posts?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:18,
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Probs. I've got broad enough shoulder to let my posts stay.
What about Carbis Bay?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:20,
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Prefer the south coast.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:22,
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I didn't notice
But then I tend not to read them.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:21,
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Very wise.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:21,
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wiseshort LOL
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:23,
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Twattered is very observant but still a twat.
Mistake, motherfucking shortarse. I meant to delete one as I couldn't edit it. Some more went too.
Meh.
Now fuck off to yer "short" break in Cornwall, ya cunt.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:23,
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Aint you me?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:24,
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Possibly, I'm all confused.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:25,
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I would never speak like that to anyone!
*Punches self in the ear*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:28,
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Liar
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:29,
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Yes, multiple deletion is so easy to get wrong. Prick.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:24,
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I've got one.
You?
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:26,
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CAN'T YOU ALL SEE IT'S RAYMONDLUXURYGRIDDLEPANYACHT HE HAS RETURNED TO US
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:24,
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I think you should bring back HSH Rory.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:25,
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I AINT GOT THE PATIENCE FOR THE SURPRISE 'I GOT RAPED STORY' FROM SOME NEEDY BIRD WHEN I'M ENJOYING MY CAKE
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:29,
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Ha, you accused me of being him when I first started posting.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:27,
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HE'S ALWAYS THE SURPRISE CARD IN THE PACK TO THROW INTO THE I DON'T REALLY CARE WHO THIS SHIT POSTER IS GUESSING GAME
NEW FROM MATTEL
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:30,
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What was his thing then?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:33,
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WHINING, WEARING CRAVATS AND BEING BEATEN UP BY THE ESTATE BULLIES FOR WEARING A CRAVAT ON A COUNCIL ESTATE
BEING A HEADBANGER AND TAKING LOADS OF LSD LEADING TO EVEN MORE HEADBANGER CRIES OF HELP, AND WHINING
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:38,
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He sounds brilliant.
I wish I were him now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:43,
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Your Dick Dastardly
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:33,
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well, I do spend all my time
trying to escape from his mean old traps
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:34,
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MOAR LIKE DICK BASTARDLY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:36,
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Sets the Ant hill mob on you
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:56,
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is Battered Muttley?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:37,
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Yep read above
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:54,
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I don't have a Dick Dastardly
LOL
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Kroney, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:41,
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Unless you were someone else at the time.
You weren't with us at his frenetic paranoic finest.
He was a whopper.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:32,
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I'm losing track because I'm not very sober - in fact I'm as pissed as a little beetle
But I expect they may have contained questions or critisicm.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:26,
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I got a crab so pissed once it walked forwards
*can't remember where thats from but I still love that line*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:30,
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Hang about
When did I get a reputation for shagging birds off the Internet?
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Kroney, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:24,
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You didn't you just try to and fail
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:25,
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alright K Dog?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:25,
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Not bad, dozey
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Kroney, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:35,
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When someone got you confused with S*xF*ce or W*rm*l*s, I'd imagine.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:31,
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I'D GLADLY RAISE KRONEYS SECRET LOVECHILD AS MY OWN
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:32,
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YOU ARE MY SECRAT LUV CHILD
SORRY U HAD 2 FIND OUT LEIK DIS
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Kroney, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:37,
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Yeah. Ok. I get that, right?
But there was a strong insinuation in the last thread that one of these adverts had been successful and, right, all I'm saying is I don't have any recollection of it.
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Kroney, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:34,
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is there a good story here
beyond the puns, then?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:35,
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No
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Kroney, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:36,
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i suspect others beg to differ
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:37,
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Really? I don't have even half a story.
First one to gaz gets THE GOSSIP :O :O
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Kroney, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:40,
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Hey, what happened to Rory's post that was here?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:50,
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Barry stole it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:53,
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It's ok Kroney, I didn't see anything
*taps side of nose*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:56,
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Kroney Deadwood?
Did you watch any?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:38,
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I did, Lovejoy says "cocksucker"`
Lady Jane would be appalled.
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Kroney, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:39,
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Cool as fook aint it, I love the china man" swaranger cwocksucker"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:41,
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Only watched the pilot so far
I've nerd-spotted several actors that were in other stuff. Wormtongue, a guy out of Dexter and the bad guy from Die Hard 4
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Kroney, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:45,
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Yep and MOAR
The Sad US cunt's never let a programme end. They ride that shit till no one watches it anymore. Others include Lost, X-files & many more of that ilk.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:52,
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Got a couple of good shags
but then took a tern for the worst. Made him feel like a real tit
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:35,
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Plucking hell
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:35,
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CUDDLY SINGLE MUM LOOKIN 4 HER PRNCE CHARMIN
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:35,
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Oi you ROOORRRRRRRRY,
My mum need to know when its on, you and her, the date?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:36,
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KRONEY CAN DO IT
HE'LL TELEPORT HER TO A NEW GALAXY OF LOVE WITH HIS PROSTHESIS OF A FERENGI EAR THAT'S REALLY A DILDO
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:41,
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Batts got better taste than my mum.
You however promised her hawt sexy times
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:42,
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Tut Tut
Editing after the post RORY please thats just not cricket.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 23:05,
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No,
It's alright for him.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 23:36,
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Knockin' off time, ho's.
I'd like to say it's been a pleasure but...it's been adequate.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:39,
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GN and all that shit.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:43,
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I'm gonna call it a night soon.
Any others of you Regs. want to know how I picture you or other posters as cartoons?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 23:04,
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