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THUNDERCUNT DEMANDS THAT YOU MORTALS AMUSE HIM.
DANCE FOR ME! EARN MY LOVE.

evenin' all, chat?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:14, 272 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Hi thundercunt at all times

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:15, Reply)
ALL HAIL THUNDERCUNT, BIGGEST COCKEND OF QOTW

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:19, Reply)
You're forgetting Al the 'hilarious' sockpuppeting Geordie
I have 18 people ignoring me by the way.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:21, Reply)
18?

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:22, Reply)
18

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:22, Reply)
Wow

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:23, Reply)
HIS DADS DEAD, HE JUST NEEDS SOME LOVE
IF YOU POST PORN ON BOARD YOU'LL GET LOADS MORE PEOPLE IGNORING YOU, IF I HAD MY TIME OVER THATS WHAT ID DO
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:23, Reply)
Nothing about dwarf porn then?

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:25, Reply)
YEAH, YOU'LL FIND THATS STILL PORN
MONGYCHOPS LINKS THE BEST PORN EVER, USE THAT
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:26, Reply)
okidoki

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:27, Reply)

Better not shout too loud you'll scare your goat.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:22, Reply)
IM FILLING IN EXCEL SHIT ON CAPS LOCK AND CANT BE ARSED CHANGING

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:25, Reply)
Pardon? speak up

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:26, Reply)

IS IT YOUR BULLYING CHECKLIST? HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU GOT AA TODAY?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:31, Reply)
HE WROTE ME STRONGLY WORDED GAZ THAT IF I KEEP BUSTING HIS BALLS HES GONNA GET HIS DAD ON ME

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:40, Reply)
Rory have you even bothered to see how many are ignoring you?
What's the deal with you and Emvee, that trolling you gave him was Probs. the most I've laughed in ages.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:43, Reply)
i AM NOT A TROLL
I MEAN EVERY WORD THAT I EVER TYPE ON HERE
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:47, Reply)
ALSO 49 IS A GOOD PLACE TO START

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:47, Reply)
Yes but where will it all end???????????

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:52, Reply)
mE GIVING YOUR MUM ONE

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:53, Reply)
HAHHAHAHAAAAAA
How much do I have to pay you for doing it?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:54, Reply)
Have you seen his epic rant from a few years back
where he basically went off on one about his shithole council estate being filled with the kind of people who live in shithole council estates? It's WELL funny.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:06, Reply)
What most don't realise is that I like everyone on here........
It matters not to me if your a Troll, LARP'er, Hippy, Fat, Gay, Bold or even a Bent Spastic, with out all of you fucked up lot the recipe just would'nt work!

*Runs and hides behind the sofa*
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:12, Reply)
that rings a bell, walsall or birmingham or some shit like that

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:13, Reply)
London.
www.b3ta.com/questions/witness/post122427
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:14, Reply)
that's hilarious I'f forgotten about that one, he posted some similar shot about his home town in Birmingham.
My favourite bits were he lived on a Camden Council estate willingly for years and seemed surprised that he got picked on, one of the worst crimes were them nicking his SFX MAGAZINES and threw them around the street !!!!!!
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:26, Reply)
it's funny because it's true.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Rory I've just got off the phone from my Mum,
She want's to know when you can set up the date?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:16, Reply)
busy over the next couple of weeks, tell you what get her to fuck some sailors down by the docks, post the pictures somewhere and that'll be the same thing

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:27, Reply)
She only wants you

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 23:31, Reply)
PRICK OFF

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:20, Reply)

suck any cock on set?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:23, Reply)
he had a cock in each flesh tunnel

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:31, Reply)
I don't have flesh tunnels.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:44, Reply)
Phudbree and Hartleyhare
Both 10 months and 18 days.

I'll let you guess....
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:23, Reply)
Really? I didn't know that

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:24, Reply)
I think you probably did.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:42, Reply)
Nothing wrong with thinking
But Phuds would attack you with a rusty claymore for suggesting he was me.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:45, Reply)
I thought I was Phudbree?

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:46, Reply)
Only two people ever post on here, if you aint Al your Bobby.
Truefacts
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:50, Reply)
I'm not about to rise to this
O/T is an occasional release for me, not an obsession.

I am just me - no puppets, although I can always shock the gullible and dogmatic by pretending I have one.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:01, Reply)
Woah TD, are you referring to me there?

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:07, Reply)
Yes, dear boy.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:08, Reply)
TD
When you said you had a sock I was surprised, not shocked. And I was surprised because you're a level headed guy with no need to indulge in something so brainwrong as having a sockpuppet account.

Alright?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:10, Reply)
I have a deep antagonistic streak
When I was a Production Manager I'd take it out on my staff.

When I was a bus driver I'd take it out on passengers.

Now I'm self employed it's very frustrated - it's the thing that Al does but more contained.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Al is a self-righteous moon of rage, bitterness and impotence.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:34, Reply)
+ infertility.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:01, Reply)
Obvs

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Really?

Seems everybody's several other people.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:06, Reply)
Evening everyone, except for bobby

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:30, Reply)
Which one's Bob?

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:31, Reply)
thundercunt
He's called that because his mangina is so large when the walls clap together it sounds like thunder
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:32, Reply)
It's "thundercuntatalltimes" he told me off for not saying it all

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:34, Reply)
don't listen to him, he has no authority over you

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:35, Reply)
Aint he the Cartman of b3ta

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:46, Reply)
got it in one

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:52, Reply)

SHOULDN'T YOU BE PARENTING?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:31, Reply)
I am, remotely

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:32, Reply)

I BET YOU DO A MADDIE!
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:33, Reply)
Unlike some people I wish to keep my daughter not let her get taken
or even give her away...
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:34, Reply)
So your not gonna let her get married?

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:37, Reply)
it was a specific point just for bobby

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:37, Reply)
Woops my bad,
Livingdollolz keep her in a trunk so no little punk
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:39, Reply)
Alright Bob?
Doesn't surprise me that HH and Phudcunt are the same; both tedious and unamusing, probably Freefair.

I am surprised that less people ignore me (4) than PD. He's not that bad, in fact he's pretty much ok most of the time.

BTW - this posting in the third person shit makes you look like a bellend. xxxxx.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:02, Reply)
Had on boss
I suggested that, and I don't often do third person.

You're on holiday. Why are you on b3ta?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:06, Reply)
I didn't attribute the observation to Bob. Please pay attention.
We haven't gone away yet, probably will for the third week off (to Cornwall), so am at home; cooking and planning everything I need to get done whilst off. Hence why I am posting.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:07, Reply)

THUNDERCUNT DISAGREES, THUNDERCUNT FEELS AWESOME.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:08, Reply)
Alright Batts?
I think some of them must be from when I called out spankhanky for being a bullshitting cunard.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:08, Reply)
Good ta. Yourself?
Could be - spankywanky had quite a following for some inexplicable reason, you're correct in your view of him though.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:11, Reply)
I know.
What is up with Al though?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:11, Reply)
The internet isn't big enough to explain this. Perhaps CERN should consider it for their next project?

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Fuck knows.
So much rage and impotence.

Did you see him going apeshit at me for referring to 'proper whisky'?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:16, Reply)
I certainly didn't, can you link me to it?
I know nothing about whisky.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:18, Reply)

Jesus,

You can see above the counter?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:10, Reply)
I wish you were currently seeing in to the eyes of a fully loaded suicide bomber as they're about to detonate.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:12, Reply)

Ignore me then, you wrong-eyed midget.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:14, Reply)
I don't have anyone on ignore; it messes up threads. Alternatively you could stop being such a twat and be less of a git.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:15, Reply)

Fuck me, that's priceless, coming from such a grandiose, useless cunt as you.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:17, Reply)
Easy fella.
Eeee ain't wurf it.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)

I no rite!
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:21, Reply)
Totally
*fist bumps*
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:21, Reply)

Yo!

Bums Fist.......wait.....
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:25, Reply)
Hey phudbree, do you remember that time I totally went off on one at Dozy about proper whiskey?

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Missed that one, Al. Must have been crying into my pillow at the latest terrifying insult from Jeff or Rory.

Soz.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:31, Reply)
Oh man, it was so awesome, I was so on fire with rage and impotence that I've actually erased the entire event from my own memory for fear that I might spontaneously ejaculate if I ever think of it again.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:34, Reply)

Rage and impotence are horrible things.

Look at Jeff.

Or Rory, for that matter.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Now now, I won't have a word said against Jeff
He's one of the finest human beings in existence.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:40, Reply)

See, I nearly agree with you. For some reason, he's decided to tell me to me to fuck off every time I post.

Not bothered, like.

Disappointed, though.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:44, Reply)
You're Dissapointed! You're THE DISSAPOINTED!
AHA I knew you were a puppet.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Ah fuck.
I'm sussed.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:48, Reply)
No he is NOT The Disappointed.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:52, Reply)

I am so, rite.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:53, Reply)
I only have two pricks on ignore.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:22, Reply)

All the rest ok?

You fine mate?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:54, Reply)
*waves* Hi Batts
I've managed to get kroney off Star trek
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:15, Reply)
* looks for interested face*
* fails to find it *
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Your supposed to tell me to fuck off first
Your doing it all wrong
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:17, Reply)
Your all gay.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)
You wish we were

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:20, Reply)
if you were all gay there would be more women for me to console myself with.
As it is I'm left with the ones Battered hasn't knocked up and then been forced to marry.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:21, Reply)
When I die I want to come back as louie Spence

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:24, Reply)
I want to come back as a pineapple.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Pineapples don't hit back
It's like a finger pointing to the heavens, dont look at the finger or you shall miss alll that heavenly glory
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:30, Reply)
Erm... that's not quite correct and you know this.
I proposed. She said yes. We started trying for a kid straight away as Ms Battered was 36 at the time, her sister had had to have IVF and we didn't know how long it would take for her to conceive. Turns out she conceived almost immediately, we then pulled the wedding date forward from October to June, as she wanted to be married before our daughter was born.

You, on the other hand, seem to be married but haven't yet become a parent. This could be because you & your wife have decided to wait, but I suspect it's got more to do with you spending so much time digging holes it's rendered you infertile.

Apologies to others for the repetition of me explaining this before.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Yeah, of course that's right. I totally believe you.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:33, Reply)

Hartley, are you me?

I'm getting really confused cos I'm also plumdozer and several others.

TD, really?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:20, Reply)
And you're all me too.
Because I have a million other accounts.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:20, Reply)
Your never alone with schizophrenia

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:22, Reply)
I'm never alone because I'm married.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:24, Reply)
+ to the palmer sisters

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:25, Reply)
OK Kids
For the sake of clarity let me lay this down now - one time, one time only.

I am TD - nobody else at all. No puppets, no nuttin'.

End of statement.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:31, Reply)
I don't believe you.
I think you're secretly BGB.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:31, Reply)

With just a hint of.......what is that smell?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:33, Reply)
Battered thinks the whole world smells a bit like bum sweat
because he spends his life with his nose at the level of normal peoples arseholes.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:35, Reply)
He wishes. She is lovely.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:33, Reply)

I agree, but I've never met her.

She doesn't immediately call people "cunt". She waits for evidence.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:41, Reply)
She bought me a beer.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:46, Reply)
You've seen us both in the same room.
I ain't no BGB.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:34, Reply)
I'm not sure I have
I think she might have "excused" herself for a moment while you happened to arrive outside.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:36, Reply)
I smoke like a chimbley
She doesn't.

I was the one with a Rothmans in me gob.

EDIT - also she's a good 5" taller than me.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:40, Reply)
A rothmans? Or a cunningly disguised fake clitoris!

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:41, Reply)
Fuck - I would have got away with it - damn you meddling kids
Yes I'm the creepy janitor intent on taking over Tod.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:43, Reply)
we should have a pint soon

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:34, Reply)
Trouble is it's easier for me to do town jobs early morning
Then work back out.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:38, Reply)
TD this is the easy way to remember.
Only people that have sock accounts accuse others of being socks, I deal with each name as a Diff entity and have assigned each person a cartoon character in my minds eye.

I have one for most of the Regs. on here.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:35, Reply)
what does mine look like?

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:35, Reply)
Your Johnny Bravo

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Ask away most of you have em

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Ooooo, who am I?

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:39, Reply)
looks nothing like me

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:37, Reply)
That matters not
Thats how I think of you each time you post
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Fair enough.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:39, Reply)
Swipes Cruella (mispelt I think) from 101 Dals.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:40, Reply)
You're not a million miles off at the moment
she is in need of a haircut.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:41, Reply)
I know your all real people, but I havent met anyone and I like you all as cartoons better, the truth would Probs be a massive disappointment ;'(

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:43, Reply)
You haven't told me who you picture me as yet.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:46, Reply)
You never asker asked
EDITS ohhhh you did my bad
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Did too!

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:48, Reply)
The kenneth williams thing from Willow the Wisp

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Didn't he do all of them?

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Exactly

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:54, Reply)
I'm one of Al's sock puppets too.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Your Fred Flintstone in my minds eye

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:57, Reply)
POTD!

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Cheers Local.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:06, Reply)
np, btw
hope this wasn't on here...
www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/social-media/9373724/Cyberbullying-I-got-a-message-from-someone-telling-me-to-go-and-kill-myself.html
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:14, Reply)
I don't even have a spare account
I feel left out
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:40, Reply)
Your Penolpy Pitstop

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:42, Reply)
hahaha!
a character less like me does not exist
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Look up to my reply to Plum!
It matters not. Thats how I think of you each time you post
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:07, Reply)
S'ok Caves, you can have one of mine.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:42, Reply)
Unless they're real method actors, sockpuppets are usually easy to spot.
Everyone types and constructs sentences in their own way - sometimes you can recognise someone's typing like you can recognise their face.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Narrative voice.
I've mentioned this before, when freefair pretended to be an Essex Uni student and hadn't realised that just changing your profile name doesn't make it go back to being a blue name.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:12, Reply)
I swear that lad's middle name is "gormless".

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Evening puppeteers.
I hope you're all playing nicely.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:41, Reply)
alright Tangy Zizzle?

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:41, Reply)
Alright dozzle.
Listening to some folk this evening, courtesy of the lovely Toni Arthur of Play School fame.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Cool
Folk's not really my thing. Where would you recommend I start?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Alasdair Roberts would probably suit you.
Scottish, plus he's the only other person ever to have been signed to Palace Records.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Interesting.
I quite like Malcolm Middleton's solo stuff, but that's hardly really folk, is it?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:56, Reply)
I'm all about the traditional stuff
Rather than singer-songwriters writing original material in a folk style.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:59, Reply)
I know what you mean.
I'm not keen on genre tourism.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:04, Reply)
That said, there is some great psych folk stuff that I love.
But I consider most of that more in the psych genre than folk.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Kate Middleton's rear stuff

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:01, Reply)
Been reading a history of Harvest today
EMI's imprint for bands they didn't think would sell. Deep Purples first three were on Harvest....
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:56, Reply)
They brought it back IIRC.
Just checked- Dark Star were on Harvest. I quite liked them at the time.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:57, Reply)
They kept the Harvest idea for a while
They tried to get Sex Pistols onto Harvest but McLaren wouldn't have it.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:59, Reply)
Dark Star was 1999 or so.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:00, Reply)
Must have carried on.
I've also learned something today. A&M records - don't look it up - what does the A stand for?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:05, Reply)
Ass?

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Alpert - as in Tijuana Taxi
He must have been worth a few bob when you think of all the stuff on A&M.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:11, Reply)
I'm pretty sure Harvest was mothballed but brought back for Dark Star.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Alpert

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:08, Reply)
Well done
See thoughts viz wealth etc above.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:12, Reply)
i got all excited for a moment thinking
you meant that film from the 70s. I liked that film, it had a beachball as an alien and yet still managed to be quite dark.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:08, Reply)
Band formed by the remnants of Levitation.
They were alright, had potential.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Terry Bickers' band after House of Love?

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Yes
House of Love, then Levitation, then Bickers went mental and the others formed Dark Star.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:12, Reply)
House of Love were good
Never understood why they weren't better.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:15, Reply)
I only know Shine On

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:16, Reply)
I'd bung a Youtube link on to "I Don't Know Why I Love You"
But every time I put a link on here some cunt hacks into my history.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:18, Reply)
A combination of internal politics,
Chadwick being about 40 when they started and Bickers being nuts.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:19, Reply)
Fair enough
I like what I've heard.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:21, Reply)
Have you read My Magpie Eyes Are Hungry for the Prize - The Creation Records Story?
There's loads about the House of Love in that.
It's a very good read (well, up until the bit where they become Oasis' label)
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:25, Reply)
No, but I will
Always grateful for a heads up, and I always recommend Ian McLaghan's "All the rage" in return.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:29, Reply)
The Small Faces keyboard player?
I'll look out for it, ta.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:32, Reply)
Yes - and with Stones, latterly Billy Bragg
The best bit is 1974 - 1976. He doesn't remember any of it at all!
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:35, Reply)
You might like it too, Dozer.
Primal Scream feature pretty heavily throughout and there's some good MBV stuff too.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:36, Reply)
I just want 70s sci fi now, though

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:12, Reply)
RAHHH BAND "clouds across the moon"

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:14, Reply)
they have to talk a sentient bomb out of detonating using philosophy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSccwmmrS5A
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:18, Reply)
There was loads of great stuff on Harvest
Syd Barrett, Kevin Ayers, Roy Harper, etc.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Good label
I only really knew it for Purple but there's a lot of good bands in the book.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Hey tangles, do you remember when I totally raged and impotenced all over Dozer about proper whisky?

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Oh man, yeah.
That was epic.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Can you tell me when it was as I can't remember it at all.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Perhaps you were being a sock at the time?

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 21:54, Reply)

perhaps

s c
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:10, Reply)
MUTTLEY
Which part of cornwall you going to?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:11, Reply)
South coast if at all, somewhere near St Austell, Polperro, etc.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Depends on what your after Holywell Bay, Good for surf and excellent appartments.
Nothing there, no tourist BS, google it.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:16, Reply)
Not really in to surfing, plus young baby = nothing too exciting.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Just look it up

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:18, Reply)
I will.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:19, Reply)
Aren't you going to thank him for the advice?

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Am I the only one to notice that Phudtwat has just deleted some of it's posts?

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Probs. I've got broad enough shoulder to let my posts stay.
What about Carbis Bay?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Prefer the south coast.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:22, Reply)
I didn't notice
But then I tend not to read them.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:21, Reply)
Very wise.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:21, Reply)

wiseshort LOL
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Twattered is very observant but still a twat.

Mistake, motherfucking shortarse. I meant to delete one as I couldn't edit it. Some more went too.

Meh.

Now fuck off to yer "short" break in Cornwall, ya cunt.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Aint you me?

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:24, Reply)

Possibly, I'm all confused.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:25, Reply)
I would never speak like that to anyone!
*Punches self in the ear*
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:28, Reply)

Liar
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:29, Reply)
Yes, multiple deletion is so easy to get wrong. Prick.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:24, Reply)

I've got one.

You?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:26, Reply)
CAN'T YOU ALL SEE IT'S RAYMONDLUXURYGRIDDLEPANYACHT HE HAS RETURNED TO US

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:24, Reply)
I think you should bring back HSH Rory.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:25, Reply)
I AINT GOT THE PATIENCE FOR THE SURPRISE 'I GOT RAPED STORY' FROM SOME NEEDY BIRD WHEN I'M ENJOYING MY CAKE

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:29, Reply)
Ha, you accused me of being him when I first started posting.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:27, Reply)
HE'S ALWAYS THE SURPRISE CARD IN THE PACK TO THROW INTO THE I DON'T REALLY CARE WHO THIS SHIT POSTER IS GUESSING GAME
NEW FROM MATTEL
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:30, Reply)
What was his thing then?

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:33, Reply)
WHINING, WEARING CRAVATS AND BEING BEATEN UP BY THE ESTATE BULLIES FOR WEARING A CRAVAT ON A COUNCIL ESTATE
BEING A HEADBANGER AND TAKING LOADS OF LSD LEADING TO EVEN MORE HEADBANGER CRIES OF HELP, AND WHINING
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:38, Reply)
He sounds brilliant.
I wish I were him now.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:43, Reply)
Your Dick Dastardly

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:33, Reply)
well, I do spend all my time
trying to escape from his mean old traps
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:34, Reply)
MOAR LIKE DICK BASTARDLY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:36, Reply)
Sets the Ant hill mob on you

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:56, Reply)
is Battered Muttley?

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:37, Reply)
Yep read above

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:54, Reply)
I don't have a Dick Dastardly
LOL
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Unless you were someone else at the time.
You weren't with us at his frenetic paranoic finest.

He was a whopper.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:32, Reply)
I'm losing track because I'm not very sober - in fact I'm as pissed as a little beetle
But I expect they may have contained questions or critisicm.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:26, Reply)
I got a crab so pissed once it walked forwards
*can't remember where thats from but I still love that line*
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:30, Reply)
Hang about
When did I get a reputation for shagging birds off the Internet?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:24, Reply)
You didn't you just try to and fail

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:25, Reply)
alright K Dog?

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Not bad, dozey

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:35, Reply)
When someone got you confused with S*xF*ce or W*rm*l*s, I'd imagine.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:31, Reply)
I'D GLADLY RAISE KRONEYS SECRET LOVECHILD AS MY OWN

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:32, Reply)
YOU ARE MY SECRAT LUV CHILD
SORRY U HAD 2 FIND OUT LEIK DIS
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:37, Reply)
We've seen the personal ads you reply to
Lonely gull looking for a pheasant duck to while the evening away. Must not spend time grousing.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:33, Reply)
Yeah. Ok. I get that, right?
But there was a strong insinuation in the last thread that one of these adverts had been successful and, right, all I'm saying is I don't have any recollection of it.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:34, Reply)
is there a good story here
beyond the puns, then?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:35, Reply)
No

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:36, Reply)
i suspect others beg to differ

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:37, Reply)
Indeed,
Only having half a story is v frustrating
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:37, Reply)
Really? I don't have even half a story.
First one to gaz gets THE GOSSIP :O :O
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:40, Reply)
Hey, what happened to Rory's post that was here?

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:50, Reply)
Barry stole it

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:53, Reply)
It's ok Kroney, I didn't see anything
*taps side of nose*
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:56, Reply)
Kroney Deadwood?
Did you watch any?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:38, Reply)
I did, Lovejoy says "cocksucker"`
Lady Jane would be appalled.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:39, Reply)
Cool as fook aint it, I love the china man" swaranger cwocksucker"

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Only watched the pilot so far
I've nerd-spotted several actors that were in other stuff. Wormtongue, a guy out of Dexter and the bad guy from Die Hard 4
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:45, Reply)
Yep and MOAR
The Sad US cunt's never let a programme end. They ride that shit till no one watches it anymore. Others include Lost, X-files & many more of that ilk.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:52, Reply)
Got a couple of good shags
but then took a tern for the worst. Made him feel like a real tit
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Plucking hell

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:35, Reply)
CUDDLY SINGLE MUM LOOKIN 4 HER PRNCE CHARMIN

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Oi you ROOORRRRRRRRY,
My mum need to know when its on, you and her, the date?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:36, Reply)
KRONEY CAN DO IT
HE'LL TELEPORT HER TO A NEW GALAXY OF LOVE WITH HIS PROSTHESIS OF A FERENGI EAR THAT'S REALLY A DILDO
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Batts got better taste than my mum.
You however promised her hawt sexy times
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:42, Reply)
Tut Tut
Editing after the post RORY please thats just not cricket.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 23:05, Reply)

No,
It's alright for him.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 23:36, Reply)
Knockin' off time, ho's.
I'd like to say it's been a pleasure but...it's been adequate.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:39, Reply)
GN and all that shit.

(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:43, Reply)
I'm gonna call it a night soon.
Any others of you Regs. want to know how I picture you or other posters as cartoons?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 23:04, Reply)

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