Two hot girls in the office were arguing over who gave the best blowjob
and they both gave me one and made me mark them out of ten.

I gave them both 4 and said they had to give me anal for the tiebreaker.

But the very best thing was mark bringing in a nice tin a of biscuits.
( Peej, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:33, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

the biscuits are the lie, right?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Yeh
They weren't chocolate hobnobs so they weren't the best really
( Peej, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Tight cunts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)

4/10 is a shit BJ

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)

yeah you're easily an 8, sporty

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Damn right
Wait...
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Describe your worst blowjob:
'marvellous'.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:37, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)

I would have thought, for PJ
merely the chance to have the briefest contant of lips on his cock would be a 9 these days.

Unless she was a biter. Urgh.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Phillie two-stroke

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)

is contant short for contestant?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Could be, could be.
Or it could be a spackhanded typing of contact. Although fuck knows how I did it, c and n are two spaces apart on a keyboard.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Nah its what you get rachel riley to pick after you picked a vowel

( Peej, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:42, Reply)

*spunks*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:42, Reply)

I don't really like blowjobs
To many bad memories from my childhood. I miss my uncle so much. 4 eva in my hart!
( Peej, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:42, Reply)

hahahahaha!
Genuine officelol
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:43, Reply)

man, that pain must be real.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)

They were both shit

( Peej, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)