Which age of your life would you choose to be a werewolf? Michael J Fox got saddled with the teenage years
Who would you choose to savage and be haunted by until you die?

Surely getting to fuck Jenny Agutter is worth it, no?

Alt: Have you ever gone way over your lunch break without noticing? What excuse did you give your boss?

Altalt: Which five users say "OT" to you?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:18, 34 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

oops
must hit refresh before posting. soz./
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:23, Reply)

No worries, these dribbling apes can handle two threads, surely?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:34, Reply)

you'd think so, right?
*tries to assemble a bad pun about handling. dribbling, and apes*
*realises it's headed down a non-pc basketball joke*
*backs off*
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)

I can't.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Werewolves on TV always get top-notch fanny
Look at that Seth Green, no way he could have nobbed Alyson Hannigan in real life, rusty roof or not.

Alt: Yep. "Lost my wallet". In fairness, I actually had lost my wallet.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)

I would ruin her*
*She would ruin me
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Same here*
*same here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Someone said my girlfriend looked like Alyson Hannigan on saturday,
she was smug as fuck for the rest of the evening.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)

i don't like alyson hannigan, HOMYM is an abortion
as are those wayans brother films she was in, she's a dreadful person
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)

But would you like to touch her with your penis?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)

i don't think so

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Oh noes, my girlfriend will be devastated.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:44, Reply)

no, i think your girlfriend is better looking than that hannigan tart
and i hope her voice isn't as annoying either
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)

So, those beers...
I had the most absurd crush on La Hannigan for the first four series of Buffy, it was most unbecoming of a man my age. I'll bring Ms Foxtrot to set your mind at rest. Also to prove she exists.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)

I'll be in Norwich next weekend i think, I'll see what she's got planned and gaz you.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)

Nice one

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)

I don't agree with this, regardless of lupine affiliation Oz was in a band - instant cha-cha right there

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:33, Reply)

"You're lead guitar, Oz. That's currency!"
"You're just impressed by any pretty girl who can walk and talk"
"She doesn't have to talk..."

Good point
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:34, Reply)

I think I've lost my wallet, too :(
umm, I'd do a werewolf if the alternative was a vampire. Depending on the hotness of vampire, obvs, but there are intimations of Twighlight if I did and I'm not sure I could live with that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)

i'd probably choose about now
i'm thinner, fitter, richer, and better with my job and with women than any point in my life, and in two months i'll be thirty. presumably from there on it's a downward slope into morbid obesity, congestive heart failure, hair sprouting out of every hole in my head like an overfertilised chia pet, and lonely cry-wanks when the gymnastics is on.

alt: yes. i fell asleep on a pile of bubblewrap at Hellfords once. for about an hour. my boss threw ball bearings at me till i woke up and called me a cunt.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)

I'm 32.
You are correct.
( Kroney, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)

i knew it
i fucking knew it. i'd better get bang on it with the drugs and whores before it's too late. shit. two months!
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)

I'm 39.
I disagree.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)

I've met you
I disagree with your disagreement.
( Kroney, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)

I I disagree with your disagreement of my disagreement.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:11, Reply)

Surely once you become a werewolf you get physically fitter anyway
so best to wait until you're a fat old mess, no?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)

but would you LOOK fitter?
or would you just be a surprisingly rapey old man who can outsprint usain bolt, but still has back hair like a rug?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)

I think under the circumstances the back hair is inevitable no matter the age

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)

jenny agutter doesn't look all that anymore
i think teenage is the ebst time to be a werewolf, there's a whole metaphor for growing up there, being hairy and having some sort of crazed-lust

altalt just you, so far
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Ebst time is you time

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)

i'm not so good with the typing, sher-cock
please don't be mean to me about it :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Fairy muff, I mocketh you noteth
You're a good egg
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)

thanks sher-cock
i believe in you too
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)

24
alt: it was wine's fault. my boss at the time wasn't too bothered
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)