Men's semi day
Did you know there hasn't been a British man in the Wimbledon final since 1938? Did you care? If Donkey Boy wins today the euphoria will be ridiculous. Enough to ignore the fact that whoever wins the other game today will DESTROY him.

Getting lashed tonight, let's see if I survive that (and the fucking weather) before making other plans. If I make it I might suggest to my nephew Noah that he builds a boat.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:04, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Yes but do you know what the fuck lovelyping fucking means?

( Peej, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Using it lets people know yr a cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:07, Reply)

It is a Welsh networking command to check connectivity

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Whose coat is this Jacket?
Whose shoes are these trainers?
( Peej, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Oh god, I actually got this and lolled a little bit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:09, Reply)

hah
see those two houses? mine's the one in the middle
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:15, Reply)

No.

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:11, Reply)

I can't wait until it's hard-on monday

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Of course, this is a building site, technically you should have a hat hard on.
What am I saying? I mean a hat hard on.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:16, Reply)