It kind of sounds like
you're frigging off a cross dresser with some sort of remote bean flicking stick device type thing.

"Do not underestimate the Addict - it will satisfy your cravings." This line from the advert did not convince me I was wrong.
( Kroney, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:44, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

POTW

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:45, Reply)

[!]

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:45, Reply)

it's a fucking hockey stick

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Hockey pricks.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)

EX
ACT
LEE
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Hey, I didn't write the bullshit
If you never bought anything that didn't have wankery in it's marketing blurb you'd be sitting in an empty house in a single stained pair of cotton pants, chap.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:49, Reply)

there's wankery and then there's hockey wankery

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Is that like M&S wankery?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:17, Reply)

I do that by choice

( Kroney, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)

choice financial and social necessity
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Choice, damn you.
CHOICE.
( Kroney, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)

Me too except my single stained pair of cotton pants had loads of wankery in it's marketing blurb

( Peej, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)