no I insist you first

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:55, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I couldn't possibly. I had first dibs at your wife last time and I sprayed first, leaving you with a slightly soggy divot which didn't require any more attention.

I may be joking, mind.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:03, Reply)

divot

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:05, Reply)

scotch wog for, I believe, klopper.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:07, Reply)

WOW the klopper bars are me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:08, Reply)

I may be wrong. Was it kipper?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:09, Reply)

Kloppers sound much more tastey that kippers

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:11, Reply)

Both are excellent but context is vitally important.

Never, while engaged in cunnilingus, say "I love your kipper." You may not survive.

Come to think of it, better not say klopper either, cos if shbaden bit deaf, as older ladies tend to be, she may think you said kipper anyway, in which case you will also die, the result of a fatal blow to the skull with a set of dentures.

Best just to say " yer fannie's gorgeous, and doesn't remind me of prawns, in any sense at all."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:21, Reply)

TOP TIP OF THE WEEK

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:29, Reply)