What's the next big thing?
(other than your imaginary cock)

alt: DANCE, MY MONKEYS, DANCE!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:29, 70 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

"Brick'ina'sock" got to be the next big thing

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:35, Reply)

especially if it were one of those massive bedsocks

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:43, Reply)

or a really small brick in battereds sock

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:55, Reply)

OMG A NEW SUSHI PLACE THAT DELIVERS TO ME OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:45, Reply)

that's just your house flooding
with river water and dead fish, Gonz
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:45, Reply)

Yeah' man, I'm _that_ good with the ladies.
*does a little sick in my mouth*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:48, Reply)

blueagh
that was not the way I expected that conversation to go

but hey, did you call that girl? Didn't you have a date the other day, too?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:48, Reply)

I don't know what to do 'cus I think the girl I'm seeing at the moment likes me and I would hate to be stupid if she does.
I just had my hair cut and it went from being "Oh shit, this looks crap" to "Oh wow, this looks awesome" and back again about 4 times. It ended up being exactly what I asked for, which was totally to oppersite of what I meant.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:53, Reply)

when are you seeing her next, then
and how do you intend to extract the information about whether she likes you or not? Do you like her? Do you like the other girl more?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:57, Reply)

He should tell her he has his own bomb making facilities.
If that don't work, go LARP'ing and tell her its his terror training camp
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:07, Reply)

I'm 100% gonna ask her when I see her next weekend. Gonna put candles out and cook lobster.
so they'll be no doubt what so ever.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:12, Reply)

SHELLFISH?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:13, Reply)

nice one
although I'm not sure it's possible to eat lobster all sexy like. There's too much cracking and tearing involved
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:21, Reply)

and if this resembles your sex life
you should never tell it here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:22, Reply)

Steampunk larp furry porn
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:48, Reply)

that's so 2011

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:49, Reply)

seriously.
there's a larp system where there is a group of people who play cats. With gasmasks. I'm just assuming the porn
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:49, Reply)

Care in the community in action

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:51, Reply)

pretty much everyone who plays
a cat character is somewhat dubious. Usually it's skinny unhinged girls in body suits and crap hairband ears
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:52, Reply)

Hehehhhehee.........
I spent time once with a girl that used to like wearing an outfit just like that.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:54, Reply)

In private though?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:56, Reply)

In the privates would be more apt

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:59, Reply)

perfectly acceptable then.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:02, Reply)

Oh dear! Good job you're not unhinged, eh Cavy?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:56, Reply)

or skinny

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:56, Reply)

and I have higher costume standards

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:56, Reply)

I'm glad you make the effort.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:58, Reply)

I say!
Edit: Is George Galloway involved?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:51, Reply)

you spray

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:52, Reply)

After you, sir, after you.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:54, Reply)

no I insist you first

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:55, Reply)

I couldn't possibly. I had first dibs at your wife last time and I sprayed first, leaving you with a slightly soggy divot which didn't require any more attention.

I may be joking, mind.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:03, Reply)

divot

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:05, Reply)

scotch wog for, I believe, klopper.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:07, Reply)

WOW the klopper bars are me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:08, Reply)

I may be wrong. Was it kipper?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:09, Reply)

Kloppers sound much more tastey that kippers

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:11, Reply)

Both are excellent but context is vitally important.

Never, while engaged in cunnilingus, say "I love your kipper." You may not survive.

Come to think of it, better not say klopper either, cos if shbaden bit deaf, as older ladies tend to be, she may think you said kipper anyway, in which case you will also die, the result of a fatal blow to the skull with a set of dentures.

Best just to say " yer fannie's gorgeous, and doesn't remind me of prawns, in any sense at all."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:21, Reply)

TOP TIP OF THE WEEK

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:29, Reply)

I saw him last week
With three minders. In his own constituency.

What a fine upstanding parliamentarian he really is.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:58, Reply)

You can't knock his ability to get elected.
Hi TheDisappointed, how's stuff?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:01, Reply)

That was a real fish-in-barrel result though
Bradford West was always Labour. Marsha Singh was an OK MP who stood down because he's got huge health problems, hence the by-election.

Labour, in their wisdom, put up the epitome of Machieavellian politics - a candidate with no fixed integrity - on the basis that it's a primarily Islamic constituency and he was of Islamic origin.

They'll know better next time.

I'm very fine, Mr Bartleby, thank you. How you?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:10, Reply)

I don't think they will know better next time.
Gorgeous George will get in again so long as he stays off the telly.

I'm uber busy. Doing stuff for big projects. Working on the Crossrail station at the memoent. Somebody had the great idea of building a station under water. Our 16th anniverasry tomorrow, I can hardly believe that anybody would want to be with me that long. Good job we don't live together, as it would only have lasted a month.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:27, Reply)

I don't think he will
He's already managed to antagonise the other three Bradford MPs - three different parties - and there'll be a united, strong front against him at the Generals.

Marc Brunel built a station under water in the late 1860's - what's yer problem?

And as for anniversaries - I meet my ex-wife every few months and have a huge laugh. Getting married to my best drinking/other substances mate was - we now both agree - the silliest mistake we ever made. Keep up the distance if it works.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:47, Reply)

He's a strange guy, for sure, but seems to be a politician who has the eloquence to get elected. What the fuck he does once elected fuck alone knows.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:06, Reply)

Same as all the rest of em.
Cheat on wives with rent boys, lose the ability to anser any question with "yes" or "no", and spend the rest of the time looking for ways to make the other's look bad.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:10, Reply)

When he was MP for Tower Hamlets
There was a register taken of attendance in the house.

Least hours - Tony Blair. Understandable, he's head of state. Second least - a Tory back-bencher (Orpington, I think) who was undergoing cancer treatment and died mid-term.

Third - George.

Talks a good talk, whips ethnic groups up, then scoops the money.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:15, Reply)

Yeah, that's about it. It's a shame, though that their lack of integrity leads to such disillusion with politics.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:23, Reply)

I'm going along with this.
The man is an idiot and will let Bradford West down, and he won't stand a chance next time round because he is so fickle.

What he HAS done, though, is enervated a very marginalised and disillusioned, disenfranchised constituency and community.

As the people who have supported him understand their direct ability to engage in a democratic process so they will learn to embrace more established stances and franchises.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:32, Reply)

I hope that people do decide to engage with the democratic process

I hae ma doots, given that they'll see through the nonsense pretty quickly. I' m afraid the "fuck it, they're all the same" argument is becoming harder and harder to refute.

Far too serious, this. Back to nonsense for me.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:59, Reply)

Fuck off and DYAAKY

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:02, Reply)

Ha, yer not battered. Yer bigger than a hobbit, have an IQ in double digits and there seems to be no evidence of delusons.
Also far less angry. He could power the board if we could capture that anger.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:07, Reply)

Far too serious, this. Back to nonsense for me.
"Thought i would help out"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:08, Reply)

Ha ha .

Thanks.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:09, Reply)

Your welcome I prefer small talk.
If I wanted to listen about politics, I certainly wouldn't be on this site
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:11, Reply)

Small talk?

Fonts, battered, orcs or cocks?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:29, Reply)

battered corcs to the front

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:31, Reply)

Liz Dexlick.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:32, Reply)

I'm on my third jamesons 12 year old special reserve

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:34, Reply)

Yer lucky. I'm on my third Co-op cheapo white wine. Will have a whisky nightcap. Probably malt but maybe not. Depends on who is on the TV paper reviews. The cunts.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:37, Reply)

Start a new thread phuds this ones got all stuffy.
Open the window on O/T and let the air flow
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:39, Reply)

Galloway has been specific
Firstly in Tower Hamlets, now in Bradford West, in targetting majority Islamic constituencies.

Admittedly Tower Hamlets is now a thoroughly corrupt farce but at least he has instituted a learning process, which is the understanding that your elders aren't necessarily your betters.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:15, Reply)

TD he's trying get votes
He see that Islamaphobia is rife and is trying to get a vote out of the hardline fuckers, its really that simple, not very clever at all.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:20, Reply)

Wrong
The Labour candidate in Bradford West was Islamic, but was, in the vernacular, a coconut.

He milks a constituency (in all senses of the word) that through tradition, heritage and economy is ill-equipped to involve itself in a democratic process and gives it a belief in what he can do for itself.

He then goes onto X Factor, abandons his constituents, but leaves them with a greater understanding of how they can embrace a political system.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:33, Reply)

I call a spade a spade thats what he's doing

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:35, Reply)

NICE ONE TIM!!!

( Peej, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:50, Reply)

i hate this song

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:30, Reply)

your cock!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 19:55, Reply)

Your clock

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:00, Reply)

The little hand makes it look bigger. Beadle giggles.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:31, Reply)