Morning
My head is killing me. I went up to the roof for a last cigarette just before 2 and ended up chatting for an hour to a guy with some very strong "special tobacco". Almost threw a whitey at one point.

Now I have a Frijj Fudge Brownie Milkshake and when I finish that I'm off down the road to the cafe for a Full English. I'm sure after that I'll be JUST FINE. Later on I'm probably going to go for a walk and do tourist-y stuff.

How about you?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 11:44, 22 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I haven't smoked weed in a long time.
I used to be a massive stoner and I had to stop so I could do real life stuff. It gives me TEH FEAR these days, so I only tend to smoke it when I'm doing pills. Pill comedown plus weed is one of life's greatest pleasures.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Not really had any for a while
not counting an evening at Monty's. To be honest, these days it fucks me up too quickly to be that enjoyable.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Lounging around roof terrace in barcelona
Hotel had screwed up on room allocations so gave us the two penthouse suites for no extra charge, amazing. I have let the others sod off sight seeing and am sunbathing niiiiiicely
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 12:39, Reply)

alright swipola?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 12:39, Reply)

Rachael, you're a modern women... the Ally McBill of England, so to speak. London's very own Kim Karasian with a law degree and a sassay attitude to match.
Well, back in the day, high powered buisness executives, males, would normally have a mistrists of some kind. This would be an additional wife, so to speak, who would be kept in a lap of luxoury while providing sexual services as well as your regular escort ones.

Have you thought about having a Misterists? If so, I would like to apply for the possition.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 13:04, Reply)

Gonz, your spelling gets much worse when you type and masturbate simultaneously

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Blame Siri

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Interesting concept the misterist
has anyone tried it before?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)

I've no doubt that it's been done, but I'm not sure if it's been documented properly or given that name.
By natural extention of the emergance of tradditionally gender-specific roles in society, it's a natural conclusion that it'll happen; along with Stay At Home Dads, Jiggalows and Deborah Meedan.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 13:30, Reply)

I....ermmm.....er...... I accidently downloaded this.
io9.com/5904205/an-exclusive-look-at-the-avengers-xxx-a-porn-parody-trailer
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 12:42, Reply)

Could be lulzworthy
what do you think?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 13:22, Reply)

I only skipped through sections.
It was funny seeing She-Hulk, she's even put food-colouring inside her fanny.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Its attention to detail like this that makes a great director

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 13:29, Reply)

I'd like to know how her colouring didn't run. I think it would have added lulz value if by the end of it, her green colouring got all over the mattris.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Hahahha, or even better, over thor's face.
You just see him afterwards with a big grin on his face like a baby eating green iceing for the first time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 13:32, Reply)

I accidentally on face

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)

I feel like death warmed up
I have been ill all week, but haven't been able to take time off work. So I'm spending all weekend resting.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 13:18, Reply)

If anyone else is ill
I recommend sitting over a pot of boiling water with a teaspoon of vicks vapour rub dissolved in it.

My sinuses feel new again
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Sitting over?
Is it making your ring all tingly?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 14:48, Reply)

OMG OMG OMG OMG
THERE WAS A FLASH OF BARE FANNY ON COME DONE WITH ME
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)

You could see a lot more in HD
d.imgb.in/imgbin_4ff842a82a5ed7.24787369.png
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Marble Hornets... The Slender Man... kept me up quite late shitting myself last night! (not being bummed)

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 15:01, Reply)