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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That ostrich that Bernie Clifton rodeWas a real ostrich with a brain transplant - the world's first.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:20,
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Ostriches can actually flyThey just find it undignified, preferring instead to rollerskate. A skill they are surprisingly graceful at.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:28,
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Whereas we learned Snowboarding from Penguins. They take the dead and frozen stiff ones to the top of icebergs and slide downhill on them.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:38,
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speaking of penguinsmost are, in fact, 6ft tall, but people often don't realise because on TV footage there is little for comparison
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:41,
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There is an EU campaign To fit tape measures to all penguins.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:43,
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but purveyors of cute penguin merchandise are lobbying against it as they fear it will impair their sales
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:45,
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They're exemptI'm blowing my cover - I'm the European commisioner of Penguins.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:49,
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so it was you that cut back on the chocolate coating?!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:51,
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Money changed hands.Look at my Bentley.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:53,
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Can I have a deep fried one please? Oh, and don't forget the mushy peas.
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