My first ipad app !
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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:22, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Gonz
Did you know that the winner of the 1934 Derby was actually a pantomime horse with a trained ape called Norman on it's back?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:27, Reply)

Nope, but I did know Eva Braun was the inventor of the braun razor.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:28, Reply)

Shaves as close as a blade or your money back.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:29, Reply)

So good my partner invaded Europe.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:33, Reply)

ignorehitler.tumblr.com/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:37, Reply)

Still with us today,
posting as Naked_Ape. Although his mind has long since gone, rendering him incapable of coherent speech.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:31, Reply)

In his professional life
He is perfecting a way of making planes dive underground.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:34, Reply)

It's the last mode of transportation really. We can fly, we can swim, we can go across land..... but imagine if we could go _through_ land.
I don't mean like a metro system, 'cus the tounels are pre-made. But imagine if they could be made as you travel through.

We could create a whole underground system that lets you travel from country to country... like, I wonder if it would be quicker to go from here to, say, italy, in a direct straight line, instead of the curviture of the earth. I don't know if it would go through a multon rock, but you could line the tounel with something to help that.

I don't know if this would be up or down hill.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:42, Reply)

Shush.
Chakka Demus and Pliers have been signed up to work on such a thing, but in secret.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:47, Reply)